Hey batter, batter! Jokes, batter, batter! Baseball fans are some of the most dedicated sports fans on this big ball of rubber bands we call planet earth. It’s very possible that a lot of the baseball one liners on this list were written in the stands during a forever long double header, what else are you going to do during your second seventh inning stretch? Other than eat a couple of delicious Dodger dogs, of course (that option is only available in Los Angeles). So spit on your palms (or whatever it is that pitchers do!) and dig into this list of the funniest baseball jokes and baseball puns!
Get ready to take yourself out to the ballgame, open that box of Cracker Jacks, and prepare your lungs for all the laughing they’re about to start doing. Vote on which baseball joke you think hits a home run, and leave us a comment if you think any of them struck out.
What's The Difference Between A Royals Fan And A Baby? The baby stops whining after a while.
What Do You Call 40 Millionaires Sitting Around Watching The World Series? The New York Yankees!
How Do Baseball Players Stay Friends? They touch base every once in a while.
Why Are Umpires So Fat? They always clean their plate!
The MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 2014 season. When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $50 riding on it."
What Has 18 Legs & Catches Flies? A baseball team!
What Did The Baseball Glove Say To The Ball? Catch ya' later!
Which Baseball Player Holds Water? The pitcher
What Goes All The Way Around A Baseball Field But Never Moves? The fence!
What's The Difference Between Dirt & The Kansas City Royals? Nothing. They both always get swept.