Hey batter, batter! Jokes, batter, batter! Baseball fans are some of the most dedicated sports fans on this big ball of rubber bands we call planet earth. It’s very possible that a lot of the baseball one liners on this list were written in the stands during a forever long double header, what else are you going to do during your second seventh inning stretch? Other than eat a couple of delicious Dodger dogs, of course (that option is only available in Los Angeles). So spit on your palms (or whatever it is that pitchers do!) and dig into this list of the funniest baseball jokes and baseball puns!Get ready to take yourself out to the ballgame, open that box of Cracker Jacks, and prepare your lungs for all the laughing they’re about to start doing. Vote on which baseball joke you think hits a home run, and leave us a comment if you think any of them struck out.
What Do You Call 40 Millionaires Sitting Around Watching The World Series?The New York Yankees!
Why Are Umpires So Fat?They always clean their plate!
How Do Baseball Players Stay Friends?They touch base every once in a while.
What's The Difference Between A Royals Fan And A Baby?The baby stops whining after a while.
What Has 18 Legs & Catches Flies?A baseball team!
What Did The Baseball Glove Say To The Ball?Catch ya' later!
What's The Difference Between Dirt & The Kansas City Royals?Nothing. They both always get swept.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Tree With A Baseball Player?Babe Root
The MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 2014 season.
When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $50 riding on it."
What Are Rules For Zebra Baseball?Three stripes and you're out!
Which Baseball Player Holds Water?The pitcher
What Do Baseball Players Use To Bake A Cake?
Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.
- 13One. Unless it's a blowout, and in that case they all show up.
What Goes All The Way Around A Baseball Field But Never Moves?The fence!
Why Is Yankee Stadium The Coolest Place To Be?Because it's full of fans!
Do You Know What Cupcakes And A Baseball Team Have In Common?
They both count on the batter!
What's The Difference Between The Yankees and The Cleveland Indians?
The last Yankees World Series team picture isn't in black and white.
Who's The Most Famous Los Angeles Dodger?O.J. Simpson
Why Are Cubs Fans Bad In Bed?
Not only do they come up short but they always finish early.
What's The Difference Between A High-Hit Baseball And A Maggot's Dad?One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.
Why'd The Post Office Recall Their Latest Stamps?
They had pictures of Braves players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
What's The Difference Between Barry Zito Bowling Icon Walter Ray Williams Jr?
Walter knows how to throw a strike.
How Do You Know You Have A Female Umpire?
She remembers the details of every single argument, and will also bring up arguments from previous games.
Why Don't Orphans Play Baseball?Because They Don't Know Where Home Is!
What Team Does PeeWee Herman Like?The Yankees!