names Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls  

Whitney Van Laningham
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Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
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Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Britney

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1,494 407
Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Tiffany

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1,477 499
Ashley is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ashley

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1,271 509
Jessica is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jessica

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1,140 529
Becky is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Becky

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Madison is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Madison

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950 537
Heather is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather

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973 560
Amber is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Amber

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883 503
Katie is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie

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851 483
Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Caitlyn

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Lauren is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lauren

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842 489
Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
carlybobarly added Stephanie

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Amanda is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
shv94 added Amanda

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Brandi is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Brandi

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Rachel is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Rachel

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Hannah is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Hannah

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Sarah is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sarah

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Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa

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Danielle is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Danielle

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566 375
Allison is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison

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561 374
Christina is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina

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Melissa is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Melissa

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Samantha is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Samantha

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Lacey is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lacey

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Emily is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Emily

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Jenny is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jenny

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Tori is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christine Elaine added Tori

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Amy is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Amy

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Rebekah Mikaelson is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
kingKarX added Rebekah

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Claire is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Claire

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Michelle is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Michelle

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Olivia is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Olivia

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Mackenzie is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ms.green added Mackenzie

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Monica is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Monica

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Jordynne is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Manny Munoz added Jordynne

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Kayla is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Kayla

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Madeline is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Madeline

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Jackie is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jackie

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Barbie is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Barbie

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Anna is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Anna

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Megan is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Megan

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Reagan is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1489251571060 added Reagan

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Katherine Pierce is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
kingKarX added Katherine

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Luigi is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
MarcoCarreon added Luigi

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Abby is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Abby

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felizha is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
bombassbyatch101 added felizha

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Grace is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Grace

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Hailey Bright is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1493480442403 added Hailey Bright

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Charlotte is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Charlotte

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Susan is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Susan