names Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls  

Whitney Van Laningham
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Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
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Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Britney

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2,420 755
Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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2,091 934
Jessica is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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1,409 846
Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
carlybobarly added Stephanie

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Madison is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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493 242
Mackenzie is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ms.green added Mackenzie

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Katie is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie

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1,047 627
Amanda is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
shv94 added Amanda

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1,527 931
Heather is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather

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1,158 661
Rachel is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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372 180
Megan is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Megan

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1,274 781
Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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1,473 886
Amber is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Lauren is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Hannah is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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964 604
Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa

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903 574
Allison is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison

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944 615
Danielle is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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844 554
Christina is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina

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1,050 716
Brandi is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Brandi

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866 585
Samantha is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Abby is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Abby

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Jennifer is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1515765604773 added Jennifer

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Jenny is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jenny

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789 553
Melissa is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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928 636
Emily is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Emily

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290 170
Kayla is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Kayla

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Amy is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Amy

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Tori is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christine Elaine added Tori

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Lacey is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Zoe is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
JeanSoto added Zoe

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Taylor is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sam Arrants added Taylor

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Olivia is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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610 487
Claire is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Claire

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Michelle is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Anna is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Anna

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Veronica is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
ShaquiraCarpenter added Veronica

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Skylar is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
SamaraDeraleau added Skylar

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Monica is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Monica

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Emma is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1519765977530 added Emma

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Grace is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Grace

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Jordynne is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Manny Munoz added Jordynne

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Felicia is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
hhgyt added Felicia

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Reagan is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1489251571060 added Reagan

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Erica is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Jackie is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jackie

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Madeline is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Desiree is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
KaylaCat added Desiree

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Mallory is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ana Xjor added Mallory

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Whitney is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls