Names Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls  

Whitney Van Laningham
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Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 

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Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Britney

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Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Jessica is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Mackenzie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ms.green added Mackenzie

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Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
carlybobarly added Stephanie

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Madison is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Megan is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Megan

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Katie is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie

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Rachel is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Amanda is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
shv94 added Amanda

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Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Jennifer is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1515765604773 added Jennifer

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Heather is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather

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Taylor is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sam Arrants added Taylor

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Hannah is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Lauren is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Amber is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa

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Allison is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison

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Danielle is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Abby is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Abby

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Christina is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina

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Samantha is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Kayla is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Kayla

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Brandi is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Brandi

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Emily is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Emily

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Jenny is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jenny

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Melissa is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Amy is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Amy

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Lacey is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Tori is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christine Elaine added Tori

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Olivia is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Zoe is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
JeanSoto added Zoe

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Veronica is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
ShaquiraCarpenter added Veronica

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Claire is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Claire

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Michelle is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Anna is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Anna

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Emma is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1519765977530 added Emma

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Skylar is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
SamaraDeraleau added Skylar

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Erica is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Grace is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Grace

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Monica is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Monica

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Jordynne is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Manny Munoz added Jordynne

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Nicole is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
nicoleenoshima added Nicole

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Madeline is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Felicia is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
hhgyt added Felicia

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Whitney is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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Reagan is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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Trinity is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
20011161 added Trinity

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Jackie is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jackie