Names Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls  

Whitney Van Laningham
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Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
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Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Britney

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3.048 964
Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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2.646 1.193
Jessica is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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937 485
Mackenzie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ms.green added Mackenzie

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1.817 1.059
Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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1.974 1.114
Madison is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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361 133
Taylor is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sam Arrants added

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1.821 1.051
Katie is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie

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386 149
Jennifer is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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1.468 807
Rachel is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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667 350
Megan is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Megan

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1.778 1.064
Heather is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather

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1.273 770
Amanda is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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1.511 911
Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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1.330 793
Hannah is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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1.432 861
Lauren is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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1.182 701
Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa

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1.080 660
Allison is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison

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1.666 1.016
Amber is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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1.118 702
Danielle is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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982 637
Christina is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina

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432 252
Kayla is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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1.118 719
Emily is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Emily

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404 232
Abby is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added

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Samantha is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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923 626
Melissa is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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1.178 822
Brandi is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Brandi

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921 632
Jenny is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jenny

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883 596
Amy is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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922 641
Lacey is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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205 97
Veronica is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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562 396
Tori is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christine Elaine added

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218 113
Emma is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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125 41
Nicole is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
nicoleenoshima added Nicole

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311 193
Zoe is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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746 579
Olivia is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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720 552
Claire is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Claire

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236 152
Skylar is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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134 67
Erica is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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674 563
Michelle is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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288 217
Anna is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added

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234 185
Grace is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added

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106 75
Madeline is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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584 530
Monica is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Monica

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203 163
Felicia is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
hhgyt added Felicia

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106 71
Whitney is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

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536 559
Jordynne is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Manny Munoz added Jordynne

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85 60
Trinity is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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15 1
Ashlynn is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
cassidee.1924820 added Ashlynn

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391 422
Reagan is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1489251571060 added Reagan