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Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below.

  • 1
    7,018
    1,966

    Britney

    Female
  • 2
    909
    557
    Down in Florida added

    Courtney

    Female
  • 3
    5,659
    1,977

    Tiffany

    Female
  • 4
    1,999
    1,069
    MoonshadowRachel added

    Jennifer

    Female
  • 5
    2,087
    1,222

    Emily

    Female
  • 6
    4,632
    2,277

    Jessica

    Female
  • 7
    2,069
    1,218
    Lisa pineapple added

    Megan

    Female
  • 8
    3,844
    2,151

    Madison

    Male, Female
  • 9
    2,567
    1,458

    Mackenzie

    Male
  • 10
    2,520
    1,463

    Rachel

    Female
  • 11
    935
    569
    smileslittlemix added

    Hailey

    Female
  • 12
    1,353
    862
    MoonshadowRachel added

    Sarah

    Male, Female
  • 13
    1,779
    1,037
    Sam Arrants added

    Taylor

    Male, Female
  • 14
    2,884
    1,849

    Katie

    Female
  • 15
    2,203
    1,352

    Hannah

    Female
  • 16
    2,903
    1,694

    Heather

    Female
  • 17
    266
    142
    Down in Florida added

    Brianna

    Female
  • 18
    301
    163
    Down in Florida added

    Kelsey

    Male, Female
  • 19
    618
    365

    Whitney

    Female
  • 20
    316
    169
    suzancogge added

    Chelsea

    Female
  • 21
    987
    607
    yourgalemma added

    Emma

    Female
  • 22
    690
    412
    cassidee.1924820 added

    Brooklynn

  • 23
    2,163
    1,329

    Vanessa

    Female
  • 24
    799
    487
    Anita77777 added

    Rebecca

    Female
  • 25
    511
    299
    cassidee.1924820 added

    Cassidee/Cassidy/Kassidy