Names Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls  

Whitney Van Laningham
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Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
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3,987 1,034
Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Britney

2
3,300 1,060
Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

3
2,853 1,322
Jessica is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

4
1,978 1,162
Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
carlybobarly added

5
2,128 1,207
Madison is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

6
1,078 577
Mackenzie is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ms.green added Mackenzie

7
480 203
Taylor is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sam Arrants added

8
1,950 1,125
Katie is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie

9
508 226
Jennifer is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1sabourinjak added

10
1,577 871
Rachel is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

11
773 420
Megan is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Megan

12
1,887 1,138
Heather is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather

13
1,591 967
Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

14
1,342 829
Amanda is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
shv94 added

15
1,261 758
Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa

16
1,506 920
Lauren is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

17
1,410 859
Hannah is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

18
1,150 712
Allison is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison

19
1,744 1,068
Amber is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

20
1,182 747
Danielle is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

21
1,195 760
Emily is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Emily

22
1,037 683
Christina is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina

23
1,080 716
Samantha is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

24
496 295
Kayla is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added

25
455 273
Abby is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added