names Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls  

Whitney Van Laningham
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Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
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Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Britney

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Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Tiffany

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1,904 799
Jessica is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jessica

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Becky is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Becky

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1,251 710
Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
carlybobarly added Stephanie

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Madison is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Madison

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Heather is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather

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1,311 780
Katie is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie

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1,364 820
Amber is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Amber

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1,034 606
Rachel is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Rachel

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Lauren is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lauren

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Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Caitlyn

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Mackenzie is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ms.green added Mackenzie

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Amanda is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
shv94 added Amanda

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Hannah is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Hannah

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Megan is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Megan

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Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa

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Sarah is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sarah

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Danielle is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Danielle

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809 532
Allison is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison

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Brandi is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Brandi

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Christina is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina

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Samantha is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Samantha

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Emily is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Emily

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Jenny is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jenny

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Lacey is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lacey

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Amy is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Amy

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Melissa is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Melissa

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Luigi is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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Rebekah Mikaelson is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
kingKarX added Rebekah

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Abby is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Abby

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Barbie is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Barbie

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Kayla is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Kayla

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Tori is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christine Elaine added Tori

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Zoe is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
JeanSoto added Zoe

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Olivia is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Olivia

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Claire is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Claire

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Michelle is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Michelle

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Skylerr is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
SamaraDeraleau added Skylerr

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Thottius Bradley is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
ksinclair added Thottius Bradley

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Jennifer is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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Monica is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Monica

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Jordynne is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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Anna is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Anna

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Mariah Carey is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
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Madeline is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Madeline

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Desiree is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
KaylaCat added Desiree

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Felisha is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
hhgyt added Felisha

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Bodacious Mackavoy is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
ksinclair added Bodacious Mackavoy

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Katherine Pierce is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
kingKarX added Katherine