names Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls  

Whitney Van Laningham
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Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
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Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Britney

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1,843 511
Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Tiffany

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1,577 637
Jessica is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jessica

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1,418 639
Becky is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Becky

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1,194 630
Madison is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Madison

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1,092 619
Katie is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie

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1,183 681
Amber is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Amber

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1,139 659
Heather is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather

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947 537
Lauren is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lauren

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1,018 584
Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
carlybobarly added Stephanie

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757 421
Amanda is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
shv94 added Amanda

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1,029 596
Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Caitlyn

13
860 504
Rachel is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Rachel

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884 534
Brandi is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Brandi

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854 514
Hannah is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Hannah

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171 59
Mackenzie is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ms.green added Mackenzie

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869 547
Sarah is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sarah

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723 460
Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa

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731 483
Danielle is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Danielle

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682 449
Allison is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison

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685 453
Samantha is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Samantha

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670 443
Christina is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina

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756 520
Emily is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Emily

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652 442
Jenny is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jenny

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651 443
Melissa is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Melissa

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679 467
Lacey is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lacey

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327 209
Tori is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christine Elaine added Tori

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471 323
Rebekah Mikaelson is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
kingKarX added Rebekah

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122 50
Megan is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Megan

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598 433
Amy is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Amy

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145 74
Kayla is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Kayla

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107 51
Abby is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Abby

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82 32
Zoe is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
JeanSoto added Zoe

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498 407
Claire is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Claire

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146 96
Barbie is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Barbie

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489 422
Olivia is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Olivia

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499 438
Michelle is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Michelle

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419 385
Monica is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Monica

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423 394
Jordynne is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Manny Munoz added Jordynne

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385 384
Madeline is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Madeline

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35 17
Skylerr is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
SamaraDeraleau added Skylerr

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88 77
Anna is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Bd001 added Anna

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52 40
Desiree is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
KaylaCat added Desiree

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70 60
Grace is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Grace

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268 285
Reagan is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1489251571060 added Reagan

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25 15
Mallory is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ana Xjor added Mallory

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311 334
Katherine Pierce is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
kingKarX added Katherine

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375 406
Jackie is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jackie

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30 25
Mariah Carey is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
AirX_HydraYT added Mariah Carey

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88 98
Luigi is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Ranking the 30+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
MarcoCarreon added Luigi