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Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

Updated April 27, 2020 158.9k votes 21.8k voters 449.9k views103 items

Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below.

  • Courtney1
    459
    256

    Courtney

    Female
  • Britney2
    7,152
    2,016

    Britney

    Female
  • Tiffany3
    5,821
    2,011

    Tiffany

    Female
  • Jennifer4
    1,814
    979

    Jennifer

    Female
  • Taylor5
    1,747
    993

    Taylor

    Male, Female
  • Jessica6
    4,750
    2,413

    Jessica

    Female
  • Megan7
    2,019
    1,197

    Megan

    Female
  • Mackenzie8
    2,624
    1,504

    Mackenzie

    Male
  • 9
    669
    399

    Rebecca

    Female
  • Madison10
    3,995
    2,321

    Madison

    Male, Female
  • Rachel11
    2,639
    1,549

    Rachel

    Female
  • Sarah12
    1,196
    772

    Sarah

    Male, Female
  • Allison13
    1,914
    1,222

    Allison

    Female
  • Emily14
    1,962
    1,191

    Emily

    Female
  • Vanessa15
    2,284
    1,388

    Vanessa

    Female
  • Heather16
    3,024
    1,795

    Heather

    Female
  • Veronica17
    939
    580

    Veronica

    Female
  • Hannah18
    2,293
    1,394

    Hannah

    Female
  • 19
    470
    278

    Ashlynn

  • 20
    811
    497

    Hailey

    Female
  • Danielle21
    1,886
    1,211

    Danielle

    Female
  • Chelsea22
    198
    96

    Chelsea

    Female
  • Emma23
    894
    555

    Emma

    Female
  • 24
    820
    509

    Nicole

    Female
  • Amber25
    2,324
    1,476

    Amber

    Female