Names Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls  

Whitney Van Laningham
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Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
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4,279 1,103
Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Britney

2
3,525 1,138
Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

3
3,050 1,428
Jessica is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

4
2,299 1,310
Madison is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

5
624 282
Jennifer is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1sabourinjak added

6
1,198 650
Mackenzie is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ms.green added Mackenzie

7
2,100 1,244
Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
carlybobarly added

8
594 274
Taylor is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sam Arrants added

9
2,048 1,199
Katie is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie

10
877 480
Megan is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Megan

11
1,672 939
Rachel is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

12
1,990 1,209
Heather is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather

13
1,424 876
Amanda is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
shv94 added

14
1,575 960
Lauren is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

15
1,480 902
Hannah is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

16
1,329 804
Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa

17
1,644 1,017
Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

18
1,222 746
Allison is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison

19
1,252 779
Danielle is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

20
1,807 1,109
Amber is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

21
1,134 741
Samantha is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

22
1,251 797
Emily is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Emily

23
1,087 715
Christina is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina

24
310 147
Veronica is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
ShaquiraCarpenter added

25
231 93
Nicole is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
nicoleenoshima added Nicole