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Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below.

  • 1
    6,959
    1,949
    Female
  • 2
    918
    566

    Courtney

    Female
  • 3
    5,606
    1,958
    Female
  • 4
    1,985
    1,062
    Female
  • 5
    2,076
    1,215

    Emily

    Female
  • 6
    4,591
    2,244
    Female
  • 7
    3,808
    2,124
    Male, Female
  • 8
    931
    569

    Hailey

    Female
  • 9
    2,529
    1,447

    Mackenzie

    Male
  • 10
    2,501
    1,444
    Female
  • 11
    2,045
    1,206

    Megan

    Female
  • 12
    1,761
    1,027
    Male, Female
  • 13
    271
    145

    Brianna

    Female
  • 14
    793
    483

    Rebecca

    Female
  • 15
    1,338
    857
    Male, Female
  • 16
    2,869
    1,679

    Heather

    Female
  • 17
    614
    363
    Female
  • 18
    2,855
    1,833

    Katie

    Female
  • 19
    2,177
    1,341
    Female
  • 20
    2,137
    1,315

    Vanessa

    Female
  • 21
    933
    573
    Female
  • 22
    304
    168

    Kelsey

    Male, Female
  • 23
    318
    171
    Female
  • 24
    682
    410

    Brooklynn

  • 25
    507
    300

    Cassidee/Cassidy/Kassidy