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Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls 

Whitney Van Laningham
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Updated April 27, 2020 147.8k votes 19.7k voters 402.1k views 114 items

Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below.

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Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Female
2
Katie is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie Female
3
Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Female
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Madison is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Male, Female
5
Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Female
6
Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa Female
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Jessica is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Female
8
Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
carlybobarly added Female
9
Samantha is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
MoonshadowRachel added Female
10
Allison is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison Female
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Heather is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather Female
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Mackenzie is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ms.green added Mackenzie Male
13
Amanda is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
shv94 added Female
14
Rachel is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Female
15
Hannah is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Female
16
Danielle is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Female
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Megan is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Megan Female
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Brandi is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Brandi Female
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Jenny is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Jenny Female
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Melissa is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Female
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Christina is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina Female
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Lauren is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Female
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Jennifer is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
MoonshadowRachel added Female
24
Amber is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Female
25
Taylor is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sam Arrants added Male, Female