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Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

Updated April 27, 2020 160.9k votes 22.5k voters 466.0k views103 items

Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below.

  • 1
    681
    404

    Courtney

    Female
  • 2
    7,281
    2,030

    Britney

    Female
  • 3
    5,916
    2,045

    Tiffany

    Female
  • 4
    1,944
    1,053

    Jennifer

    Female
  • 5
    203
    94

    Kelsey

    Male, Female
  • 6
    4,818
    2,430

    Jessica

    Female
  • 7
    4,035
    2,292

    Madison

    Male, Female
  • 8
    1,284
    817

    Sarah

    Male, Female
  • 9
    1,835
    1,050

    Taylor

    Male, Female
  • 10
    2,083
    1,242

    Megan

    Female
  • 11
    2,662
    1,516

    Mackenzie

    Male
  • 12
    2,038
    1,211

    Emily

    Female
  • 13
    3,037
    1,963

    Katie

    Female
  • 14
    869
    529

    Hailey

    Female
  • 15
    2,660
    1,538

    Rachel

    Female
  • 16
    747
    454

    Rebecca

    Female
  • 17
    962
    590

    Emma

    Female
  • 18
    2,307
    1,404

    Hannah

    Female
  • 19
    3,032
    1,780

    Heather

    Female
  • 20
    2,295
    1,393

    Vanessa

    Female
  • 21
    2,162
    1,379

    Lauren

    Female
  • 22
    2,311
    1,461

    Amber

    Female
  • 23
    1,889
    1,213

    Danielle

    Female
  • 24
    179
    90

    Brianna

    Female
  • 25
    1,907
    1,228

    Allison

    Female