Names Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls  

Whitney Van Laningham
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Ordering a pumpkin spice latte is basically a nightmare. No matter how many people are pretending to write their screenplays in your favorite coffee shop, there's always at least a handful of basic white girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants ordering their favorite treat. The problem? Each of these PSL-loving ladies has a basic bitch name, and it's impossible to tell them apart.  

We've all seen basic bitches roaming in the wild. They're the girls who absolutely love name brand products, and insist that there's nothing more groundbreaking than top 40 hits. Their favorite season is fall. They adore gluten-free mac 'n' cheese Pinterest recipes, cardio barre, and Carrie Bradshaw from Sex & the City. They spend lots of time debating who in their friend group is "totally the Rachel Green," and you can't pry them away from their knock-off Louis Vuitton handbags, nor convince them to stop using #iwokeuplikethis as a hashtag on Instagram. 

If you can't tell if a girl is a basic bitch by her zip-up North Face vest or the cup of non-fat vanilla froyo she's carrying, just ask for her name. Chances are, it's one of the generic sorority girl names on this list. Vote up the most basic of all basic bitch names below, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
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4,262 1,098
Britney is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Britney

2
3,511 1,133
Tiffany is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

3
3,042 1,417
Jessica is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

4
617 275
Jennifer is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
1sabourinjak added

5
2,289 1,305
Madison is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

6
1,190 644
Mackenzie is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Ms.green added Mackenzie

7
2,094 1,238
Stephanie is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
carlybobarly added

8
588 266
Taylor is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Sam Arrants added

9
2,044 1,194
Katie is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Katie

10
871 476
Megan is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Lisa pineapple added Megan

11
1,667 934
Rachel is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

12
1,983 1,204
Heather is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Heather

13
1,418 873
Amanda is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
shv94 added

14
1,570 957
Lauren is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

15
1,325 799
Vanessa is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Vanessa

16
1,477 899
Hannah is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

17
1,642 1,013
Caitlyn is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

18
1,218 744
Allison is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Allison

19
1,247 776
Danielle is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

20
1,804 1,107
Amber is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

21
1,131 738
Samantha is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls

22
1,250 792
Emily is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Emily

23
1,086 711
Christina is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
Christina

24
308 144
Veronica is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
ShaquiraCarpenter added

25
228 91
Nicole is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Ranking the 50+ Most Basic Bitch Names for Girls
nicoleenoshima added Nicole