basketball The Best Basketball Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone, because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these bad *ss band names and these impressive volleyball team names!
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SWISH

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192 179
Big Ballers

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253 253
Rim Jobs

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202 203
Hoop There It Is

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151 173
White Men Can Jump

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33 23
Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team

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129 158
abby-bolson added Hoopsters

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112 164
Nothing but Net

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79 115
Back Court Violators

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61 87
Ashique MN added Hoops! We Did It Again!

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74 108
Juan on Juan

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13 13
MooseSports added Swish Kebabs

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58 91
Alley-oopers

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57 92
dpateaz added True Ballers

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53 89
NBA Bound

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51 87
Air Jordans

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39 68
Two Hands One Dunk

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2 7
Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret

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49 95
-46 added Clutch Kobes

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58 112
Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

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46 92
I Can Be Your Rebound, Baby

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37 76
We Got Game

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42 86
Pippen Ain't Easy

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42 88
Rim Shatterers

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33 72
High Tops

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37 81
Threes All Day

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33 74
That's How I Beat Shaq

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39 86
No Hairy Balls Here

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32 73
Ball So Hard

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29 68
Parking Lot Pimps

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32 74
Full Court Pressure

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32 76
Dunk After Dunk

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13 39
Ry-Dub added Avery Waner Sucks

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25 68
Run, Shoot, Steal

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21 60
Boxed Out

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31 81
I Wish I Was a Baller

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20 60
Put It in the Hoop Like SLAM

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23 68
Jumpshot Hustlers

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21 64
It's Like BOOM

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19 60
Double Dribblers

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20 63
Afrostars

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19 64
The Chuck Taylors

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15 55
Bring Your Defense

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17 63
The Wicked Jump Shots

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18 67
LeBron Stars

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11 48
1484434797409 added Red H

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10 45
Bradon Traylor added Lance Vanbeck Sucks

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17 69
Swing Men