Basketball The Best Basketball Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone, because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these bad *ss band names and these impressive volleyball team names!

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Big Ballers

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SWISH

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Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team

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Rim Jobs

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Hoop There It Is

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abby-bolson added Hoopsters

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K1ngBallerBoah added Net Rippers

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White Men Can Jump

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Nothing but Net

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Juan on Juan

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dpateaz added True Ballers

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Alley-oopers

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MooseSports added Swish Kebabs

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Ashique MN added Hoops! We Did It Again!

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cadenhofmann added Cookies And Kareem

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Pippen Ain't Easy

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Back Court Violators

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cadenhofmann added cookies and kareem

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Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret

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Air Jordans

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NBA Bound

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Rim Shatterers

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High Tops

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No Hairy Balls Here

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Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

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Threes All Day

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I Can Be Your Rebound, Baby

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Afrostars

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Ball So Hard

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Two Hands One Dunk

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rhuehujsgrjshiu added The Gerballs

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We Got Game

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cadenhofmann added 0 and 76ers

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Double Dribblers

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Parking Lot Pimps

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Dunk After Dunk

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Full Court Pressure

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That's How I Beat Shaq

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Run, Shoot, Steal

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I Wish I Was a Baller

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Bring Your Defense

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Boxed Out

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It's Like BOOM

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Jumpshot Hustlers

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LeBron Stars

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FinleyToffolo added naveed ballers This name is amazing, everyone vote please or else....

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Ry-Dub added Avery Waner Sucks

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FinleyToffolo added curry munchersbasketball