basketball The Best Basketball Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone, because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these bad *ss band names and these impressive volleyball team names!

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Big Ballers

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SWISH

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Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team

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Rim Jobs

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Hoop There It Is

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abby-bolson added Hoopsters

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K1ngBallerBoah added Net Rippers

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White Men Can Jump

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Nothing but Net

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Juan on Juan

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Alley-oopers

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dpateaz added True Ballers

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MooseSports added Swish Kebabs

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49 Famous Couples with Huge Age Differences

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cadenhofmann added Cookies And Kareem

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Back Court Violators

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Pippen Ain't Easy

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cadenhofmann added cookies and kareem

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Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret

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NBA Bound

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Air Jordans

The Biggest Crybabies in Basketball

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Rim Shatterers

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Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

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High Tops

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Ball So Hard

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I Can Be Your Rebound, Baby

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rhuehujsgrjshiu added The Gerballs

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Threes All Day

Cities That Should Have a Basketball Team

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No Hairy Balls Here

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Two Hands One Dunk

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cadenhofmann added 0 and 76ers

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That's How I Beat Shaq

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Afrostars

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We Got Game

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Full Court Pressure

The 25 Sexiest (Famous) Girls with Tattoos

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Parking Lot Pimps

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Double Dribblers

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Dunk After Dunk

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Run, Shoot, Steal

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I Wish I Was a Baller

Highly Successful People With Bizarre Eating Habits

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Bring Your Defense

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Boxed Out

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It's Like BOOM

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FinleyToffolo added curry munchersbasketball

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Jumpshot Hustlers

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The Chuck Taylors

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LeBron Stars