Basketball The Best Basketball Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one-hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these great band names and these impressive volleyball team names!

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741 678
Big Ballers

2
703 701
SWISH

3
402 387
Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team

4
613 692
Rim Jobs

5
408 486
Hoop There It Is

6
338 393
abby-bolson added Hoopsters

7
149 138
K1ngBallerBoah added Net Rippers

8
352 470
White Men Can Jump

9
279 398
Nothing but Net

10
122 163
MooseSports added Swish Kebabs

11
199 294
Juan on Juan

12
163 240
Alley-oopers

13
166 254
Ashique MN added Hoops! We Did It Again!

14
155 237
dpateaz added True Ballers

15
91 132
cadenhofmann added Cookies And Kareem

16
115 213
Pippen Ain't Easy

17
141 270
Back Court Violators

18
115 225
Air Jordans

19
110 217
NBA Bound

20
71 139
Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret

21
57 117
cadenhofmann added cookies and kareem

22
104 217
No Hairy Balls Here

23
7 11
Mharman added Scoregasms

24
5 10
Mharman added Meme Daddy

25
83 180
Rim Shatterers

26
94 216
Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

27
73 171
Threes All Day

28
52 125
Afrostars

29
57 139
Parking Lot Pimps

30
68 165
Ball So Hard

31
65 160
High Tops

32
78 192
I Can Be Your Rebound, Baby

33
66 166
We Got Game

34
64 162
Two Hands One Dunk

35
27 79
cadenhofmann added 0 and 76ers

36
71 186
-46 added Clutch Kobes

37
50 138
Double Dribblers

38
57 155
That's How I Beat Shaq

39
48 137
Run, Shoot, Steal

40
51 145
Full Court Pressure

41
47 136
Dunk After Dunk

42
16 58
rhuehujsgrjshiu added The Gerballs

43
49 145
I Wish I Was a Baller

44
37 117
Boxed Out

45
39 124
Jumpshot Hustlers

46
35 115
It's Like BOOM

47
38 125
LeBron Stars

48
32 110
Bring Your Defense

49
33 122
The Chuck Taylors

50
24 96
mrrude321 added Red H