basketball The Best Basketball Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone, because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these bad *ss band names and these impressive volleyball team names!
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Big Ballers

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SWISH

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416 462
Rim Jobs

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167 159
Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team

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314 352
Hoop There It Is

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243 274
abby-bolson added Hoopsters

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42 32
K1ngBallerBoah added Net Rippers

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237 330
White Men Can Jump

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219 306
Nothing but Net

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138 195
Juan on Juan

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117 175
Ashique MN added Hoops! We Did It Again!

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58 84
MooseSports added Swish Kebabs

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106 167
dpateaz added True Ballers

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106 168
Alley-oopers

48 Famous Couples with Huge Age Differences

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35 52
cadenhofmann added Cookies And Kareem

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113 195
Back Court Violators

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82 140
Pippen Ain't Easy

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89 155
Air Jordans

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27 44
cadenhofmann added cookies and kareem

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41 72
Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret

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81 151
NBA Bound

The Best College Basketball Programs

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63 124
Rim Shatterers

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5 16
rhuehujsgrjshiu added The Gerballs

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80 162
Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

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53 111
Ball So Hard

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68 143
I Can Be Your Rebound, Baby

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50 108
That's How I Beat Shaq

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12 33
cadenhofmann added 0 and 76ers

The Biggest Crybabies in Basketball

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52 113
High Tops

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54 117
We Got Game

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55 119
Two Hands One Dunk

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57 124
Threes All Day

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45 101
Parking Lot Pimps

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12 35
FinleyToffolo added naveed ballers This name is amazing, everyone vote please or else....

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62 137
No Hairy Balls Here

The Finest Breasts In Entertainment

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38 90
Double Dribblers

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44 103
Full Court Pressure

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39 94
Run, Shoot, Steal

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60 138
-46 added Clutch Kobes

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41 100
Dunk After Dunk

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32 83
Boxed Out

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27 75
Bring Your Defense

New Tech Advancements That Could Change The World

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41 107
I Wish I Was a Baller

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6 27
FinleyToffolo added naveed for curry

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29 87
It's Like BOOM

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28 86
Afrostars

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30 94
Jumpshot Hustlers

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28 90
LeBron Stars

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6 31
FinleyToffolo added curry munchersbasketball

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25 85
The Wicked Jump Shots