Basketball The Best Basketball Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone, because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these bad *ss band names and these impressive volleyball team names!
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662 596
Big Ballers

2
645 635
SWISH

3
336 316
Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team

4
557 611
Rim Jobs

5
385 447
Hoop There It Is

6
310 366
abby-bolson added Hoopsters

7
121 115
K1ngBallerBoah added Net Rippers

8
325 443
White Men Can Jump

9
263 374
Nothing but Net

10
182 266
Juan on Juan

11
103 143
MooseSports added Swish Kebabs

12
146 221
Alley-oopers

13
153 235
Ashique MN added Hoops! We Did It Again!

14
142 218
dpateaz added True Ballers

15
80 111
cadenhofmann added Cookies And Kareem

16
107 191
Pippen Ain't Easy

17
132 250
Back Court Violators

18
63 118
Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret

19
108 209
Air Jordans

20
51 97
cadenhofmann added cookies and kareem

21
100 199
NBA Bound

22
78 164
Rim Shatterers

23
91 193
No Hairy Balls Here

24
92 202
Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

25
70 159
Threes All Day

26
65 150
High Tops

27
50 117
Afrostars

28
66 155
Ball So Hard

29
75 179
I Can Be Your Rebound, Baby

30
64 155
Two Hands One Dunk

31
64 157
We Got Game

32
53 133
Parking Lot Pimps

33
70 176
-46 added Clutch Kobes

34
49 128
Double Dribblers

35
47 128
Dunk After Dunk

36
55 147
That's How I Beat Shaq

37
49 135
Full Court Pressure

38
45 127
Run, Shoot, Steal

39
49 137
I Wish I Was a Baller

40
37 110
Boxed Out

41
14 52
rhuehujsgrjshiu added The Gerballs

42
21 71
cadenhofmann added 0 and 76ers

43
32 100
Bring Your Defense

44
38 116
Jumpshot Hustlers

45
33 110
It's Like BOOM

46
34 116
LeBron Stars

47
24 90
1484434797409 added Red H

48
20 82
FinleyToffolo added Naveed Ballers

49
31 115
The Chuck Taylors

50
27 104
Ry-Dub added Avery Waner Sucks