Sports

The Best Basketball Team Names 

Lauren Slocum
Updated March 26, 2019 27k votes 6k voters 225.5k views 49 items

Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one-hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these great band names and these impressive volleyball team names!

list ordered by
1
Big Ballers
2
SWISH
3
Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team
4
Rim Jobs
5
Hoop There It Is
6
K1ngBallerBoah added Net Rippers
7
abby-bolson added Hoopsters
8
White Men Can Jump
9
cadenhofmann added Cookies And Kareem
10
Nothing but Net
11
Mharman added Scoregasms
12
Ashique MN added Hoops! We Did It Again!
13
MooseSports added Swish Kebabs
14
Alley-oopers
15
dpateaz added True Ballers
16
Juan on Juan
17
cadenhofmann added 0 and 76ers
18
Pippen Ain't Easy
19
Rim Shatterers
20
Afrostars
21
Air Jordans
22
Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret
23
Parking Lot Pimps
24
NBA Bound
25
We Got Game