Basketball The Best Basketball Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone, because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these bad *ss band names and these impressive volleyball team names!

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Big Ballers

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SWISH

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Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team

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Rim Jobs

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Hoop There It Is

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abby-bolson added Hoopsters

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K1ngBallerBoah added Net Rippers

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White Men Can Jump

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Nothing but Net

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Juan on Juan

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Alley-oopers

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MooseSports added Swish Kebabs

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dpateaz added True Ballers

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Ashique MN added Hoops! We Did It Again!

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cadenhofmann added Cookies And Kareem

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Pippen Ain't Easy

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cadenhofmann added cookies and kareem

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Back Court Violators

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Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret

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Air Jordans

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NBA Bound

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Rim Shatterers

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High Tops

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No Hairy Balls Here

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Threes All Day

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Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

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I Can Be Your Rebound, Baby

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Ball So Hard

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rhuehujsgrjshiu added The Gerballs

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Two Hands One Dunk

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Afrostars

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Double Dribblers

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We Got Game

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Parking Lot Pimps

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Full Court Pressure

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That's How I Beat Shaq

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cadenhofmann added 0 and 76ers

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Dunk After Dunk

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-46 added Clutch Kobes

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Run, Shoot, Steal

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I Wish I Was a Baller

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Bring Your Defense

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Boxed Out

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It's Like BOOM

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Jumpshot Hustlers

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FinleyToffolo added naveed ballers This name is amazing, everyone vote please or else....

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LeBron Stars

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FinleyToffolo added curry munchersbasketball

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Ry-Dub added Avery Waner Sucks