Basketball The Best Basketball Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone, because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these bad *ss band names and these impressive volleyball team names!
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619 546
Big Ballers

2
608 590
SWISH

3
286 274
Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team

4
517 571
Rim Jobs

5
375 423
Hoop There It Is

6
302 345
abby-bolson added Hoopsters

7
111 96
K1ngBallerBoah added Net Rippers

8
308 419
White Men Can Jump

9
254 358
Nothing but Net

10
172 247
Juan on Juan

11
94 126
MooseSports added Swish Kebabs

12
140 205
Alley-oopers

13
147 222
Ashique MN added Hoops! We Did It Again!

14
135 204
dpateaz added True Ballers

15
72 96
cadenhofmann added Cookies And Kareem

16
100 177
Pippen Ain't Easy

17
49 81
cadenhofmann added cookies and kareem

18
130 236
Back Court Violators

19
61 108
Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret

20
107 198
Air Jordans

21
98 188
NBA Bound

22
76 155
Rim Shatterers

23
85 181
No Hairy Balls Here

24
90 193
Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

25
65 141
High Tops

26
69 151
Threes All Day

27
47 110
Afrostars

28
64 147
Ball So Hard

29
63 147
Two Hands One Dunk

30
74 172
I Can Be Your Rebound, Baby

31
63 149
We Got Game

32
48 119
Double Dribblers

33
50 125
Parking Lot Pimps

34
47 120
Dunk After Dunk

35
14 46
rhuehujsgrjshiu added The Gerballs

36
20 61
cadenhofmann added 0 and 76ers

37
49 127
Full Court Pressure

38
67 168
-46 added Clutch Kobes

39
53 138
That's How I Beat Shaq

40
44 121
Run, Shoot, Steal

41
48 131
I Wish I Was a Baller

42
36 104
Boxed Out

43
31 94
Bring Your Defense

44
36 111
Jumpshot Hustlers

45
33 106
It's Like BOOM

46
24 86
1484434797409 added Red H

47
33 112
LeBron Stars

48
19 78
FinleyToffolo added Naveed Ballers

49
13 60
FinleyToffolo added Curry Munchersbasketball

50
26 99
Ry-Dub added Avery Waner Sucks