basketball The Best Basketball Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone, because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these bad *ss band names and these impressive volleyball team names!
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Big Ballers

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508 513
SWISH

3
198 185
Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team

4
445 490
Rim Jobs

5
331 378
Hoop There It Is

6
259 300
abby-bolson added Hoopsters

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266 353
White Men Can Jump

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62 58
K1ngBallerBoah added Net Rippers

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225 323
Nothing but Net

10
149 213
Juan on Juan

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68 97
MooseSports added Swish Kebabs

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124 196
Ashique MN added Hoops! We Did It Again!

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114 180
dpateaz added True Ballers

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46 64
cadenhofmann added Cookies And Kareem

Famous Men Who Married Much Younger Women

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114 182
Alley-oopers

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121 206
Back Court Violators

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34 52
cadenhofmann added cookies and kareem

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86 150
Pippen Ain't Easy

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47 82
Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret

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91 167
Air Jordans

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86 160
NBA Bound

The Biggest Crybabies in Basketball

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67 130
Rim Shatterers

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9 23
rhuehujsgrjshiu added The Gerballs

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82 167
Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

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57 121
Ball So Hard

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58 126
We Got Game

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69 149
I Can Be Your Rebound, Baby

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67 145
No Hairy Balls Here

Cities That Should Have a Basketball Team

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60 131
Threes All Day

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14 38
cadenhofmann added 0 and 76ers

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57 126
Two Hands One Dunk

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54 120
High Tops

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51 114
That's How I Beat Shaq

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46 108
Parking Lot Pimps

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46 109
Full Court Pressure

Female Tennis Players That Put Love On Your Mind

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63 145
-46 added Clutch Kobes

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40 98
Double Dribblers

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14 44
FinleyToffolo added naveed ballers This name is amazing, everyone vote please or else....

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42 104
Dunk After Dunk

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40 101
Run, Shoot, Steal

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34 90
Afrostars

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43 111
I Wish I Was a Baller

The Best Darker Than Black: Gemini of the Meteor Quotes

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28 79
Bring Your Defense

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32 88
Boxed Out

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30 91
It's Like BOOM

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31 99
Jumpshot Hustlers

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8 38
FinleyToffolo added curry munchersbasketball

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20 72
1484434797409 added Red H

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27 92
The Chuck Taylors

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29 98
LeBron Stars