Basketball The Best Basketball Team Names  

Lauren Slocum
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Basketball is arguably one of the most exciting sports to watch. It's fast-paced, high scoring, and usually filled with wonderfully fit and sweaty players. So it's only fitting that your team needs a cool basketball team name before you ball outta control. So what are some of the best basketball team names up for grabs right now? This is a no rebound zone because all these basketball team name ideas are fresh and unused. 

Intramural, college, professional, co-ed... whatever league you've landed yourself in, you're going to need a way to set yourself apart from all the other posers on the court and a good name is a great place to start. If you're craving some comedic attention, check out all the funny basketball team names on this list and choose whichever one makes your teammates want to shatter the backboard after slam dunking over Shaq.

Vote up your favorite basketball team name and add any other clever basketball team names to the list! Leave a comment in the comments section if you have any funny basketball name stories or if you just want to talk about how much you love Love & Basketball or Aaron Carter's one-hit wonder, "That's How I Beat Shaq." For more creative and amazing names, check out these great band names and these impressive volleyball team names!

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753 686
Big Ballers

2
713 707
SWISH

3
408 397
Ben Hassen added Wet Dream Team

4
616 702
Rim Jobs

5
342 395
abby-bolson added Hoopsters

6
410 489
Hoop There It Is

7
151 142
K1ngBallerBoah added Net Rippers

8
355 474
White Men Can Jump

9
281 399
Nothing but Net

10
124 166
MooseSports added Swish Kebabs

11
200 298
Juan on Juan

12
166 242
Alley-oopers

13
168 257
Ashique MN added Hoops! We Did It Again!

14
157 241
dpateaz added True Ballers

15
93 134
cadenhofmann added Cookies And Kareem

16
119 216
Pippen Ain't Easy

17
142 272
Back Court Violators

18
116 227
Air Jordans

19
113 221
NBA Bound

20
72 142
Brad Jeffries added Victorious-secret

21
58 119
cadenhofmann added cookies and kareem

22
8 14
Mharman added Scoregasms

23
104 220
No Hairy Balls Here

24
83 181
Rim Shatterers

25
5 12
Mharman added Meme Daddy

26
94 217
Shatter Dreams Like Jordan

27
73 172
Threes All Day

28
52 126
Afrostars

29
57 140
Parking Lot Pimps

30
68 166
Ball So Hard

31
65 161
High Tops

32
78 193
I Can Be Your Rebound, Baby

33
66 167
We Got Game

34
64 163
Two Hands One Dunk

35
27 80
cadenhofmann added 0 and 76ers

36
71 187
-46 added Clutch Kobes

37
58 156
That's How I Beat Shaq

38
50 138
Double Dribblers

39
51 146
Full Court Pressure

40
48 139
Run, Shoot, Steal

41
47 137
Dunk After Dunk

42
49 146
I Wish I Was a Baller

43
16 60
rhuehujsgrjshiu added The Gerballs

44
40 125
Jumpshot Hustlers

45
37 118
Boxed Out

46
35 116
It's Like BOOM

47
38 126
LeBron Stars

48
32 111
Bring Your Defense

49
33 123
The Chuck Taylors

50
24 97
mrrude321 added Red H