Cohabitating with a loved one can be great! At its best, you get to wake up to a person you love and share the most intimate of situations together. At its worst, your significant other slowly begins to hate you because of your terrible bathroom rituals and behavior. Whether you’re in a shared bathroom situation with a group of roommates, or you’ve made the big leap and moved in with your boyfriend or girlfriend – there’s something that you do in the bathroom that p*sses your roommate off.
And don’t think that we’re just talking about guys in this scenario. Everyone has a weird habit or bathroom quirk that totally wrecks the solitary bathroom experience for someone else. Whatever terrible thing it is that you do, you’ll find it on this list of bathroom pet peeves. After reading through this list of annoying bathroom habits, it will almost seem like it’s worth it to just start renting two bathroom apartments for the rest of your life. Or, if you’re in the 1%, buying houses that are made up of nothing but bathrooms. Except for the kitchen, because that’s too gross to think about.
The bathroom pet peeves on this list aren’t meant to call anyone out (although, dudes should probably step up their bathroom etiquette), we just wanted to help usher in a new era of bathroom cleanliness. Vote on your biggest bathroom pet peeve, and if you do any of the stuff on this list, maybe it’s time to rethink your living situation.
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He Thinks Fairies Magically Clean the Toilet Bowl
- 231237
When He Shaves, His Hair Is Everywhere
- 325832
He Doesn't Seem to Be Able to Aim at the Toilet
- 423744
Dudes, Learn to Flush
- 524150
Her Hair Is Constantly Clogging the Drain
- 621142
His Toothpaste Deposits
- 720547
He Stinks up the Room
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He Never Ever Washes His Hands
- 917736
Dudes, Clean Your Hair off the Soap
- 1020150
He Leaves His Toenail Clippings EVERYWHERE
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He Swears It Takes 20-Minutes to Poop
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Her Hair Is ALL OVER the Bathroom Floor
- 1317144
He'll Use a Whole Roll of TP Before Putting It Back in the Holder
- 1418353
He Leaves His Wet Towels on The Floor
- 1514340
How Does He Get Pubes BEHIND the Toilet?
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He Won't Stop Leaving the Toilet Seat Up!
- 1714547
Being Able to Hear EVERYTHING He Does in the Bathroom
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She Has 1,000 Half-Empty Bottles of Shampoo in the Shower
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When She Doesn't Get Her Floss in the Trash
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Her Lack of Toothbrush Boundaries
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She Won't Get out of the Bathroom!
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When He Leaves the Cap off the Toothpaste
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When She Leaves Her Curling Iron Plugged-in by the Sink Like It's Not Going to Electrocute Us
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When She Tries to Talk to You While You're on the Toilet
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He Somehow Gets Footprints Everywhere