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Pet Peeves Everyone Who's Shared a Bathroom Will Understand

Updated February 19, 2020 6.6k votes 753 voters 50.8k views31 items

Cohabitating with a loved one can be great! At its best, you get to wake up to a person you love and share the most intimate of situations together. At its worst, your significant other slowly begins to hate you because of your terrible bathroom rituals and behavior. Whether you’re in a shared bathroom situation with a group of roommates, or you’ve made the big leap and moved in with your boyfriend or girlfriend – there’s something that you do in the bathroom that p*sses your roommate off.

And don’t think that we’re just talking about guys in this scenario. Everyone has a weird habit or bathroom quirk that totally wrecks the solitary bathroom experience for someone else. Whatever terrible thing it is that you do, you’ll find it on this list of bathroom pet peeves. After reading through this list of annoying bathroom habits, it will almost seem like it’s worth it to just start renting two bathroom apartments for the rest of your life. Or, if you’re in the 1%, buying houses that are made up of nothing but bathrooms. Except for the kitchen, because that’s too gross to think about.

The bathroom pet peeves on this list aren’t meant to call anyone out (although, dudes should probably step up their bathroom etiquette), we just wanted to help usher in a new era of bathroom cleanliness. Vote on your biggest bathroom pet peeve, and if you do any of the stuff on this list, maybe it’s time to rethink your living situation.

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He Thinks Fairies Magically Clean the Toilet Bowl
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312
37
When He Shaves, His Hair Is Everywhere
3
258
32
He Doesn't Seem to Be Able to Aim at the Toilet
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237
44
Dudes, Learn to Flush
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241
50
Her Hair Is Constantly Clogging the Drain
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211
42
His Toothpaste Deposits
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205
47
He Stinks up the Room

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194
43
He Never Ever Washes His Hands
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177
36
Dudes, Clean Your Hair off the Soap
10
201
50
He Leaves His Toenail Clippings EVERYWHERE
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185
48
He Swears It Takes 20-Minutes to Poop
12
153
33
Her Hair Is ALL OVER the Bathroom Floor
13
171
44
He'll Use a Whole Roll of TP Before Putting It Back in the Holder
14
183
53
He Leaves His Wet Towels on The Floor
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143
40
How Does He Get Pubes BEHIND the Toilet?
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156
48
He Won't Stop Leaving the Toilet Seat Up!
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145
47
Being Able to Hear EVERYTHING He Does in the Bathroom
18
164
63
She Has 1,000 Half-Empty Bottles of Shampoo in the Shower
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126
40
When She Doesn't Get Her Floss in the Trash
20
127
45
Her Lack of Toothbrush Boundaries
21
128
51
She Won't Get out of the Bathroom!
22
132
54
When He Leaves the Cap off the Toothpaste
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113
41
When She Leaves Her Curling Iron Plugged-in by the Sink Like It's Not Going to Electrocute Us
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122
51
When She Tries to Talk to You While You're on the Toilet
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117
49
He Somehow Gets Footprints Everywhere

He Thinks Fairies Magically Clean the Toilet Bowl

When He Shaves, His Hair Is Everywhere

He Doesn't Seem to Be Able to Aim at the Toilet

Dudes, Learn to Flush

Her Hair Is Constantly Clogging the Drain

His Toothpaste Deposits

He Stinks up the Room

He Never Ever Washes His Hands

Dudes, Clean Your Hair off the Soap

He Leaves His Toenail Clippings EVERYWHERE

He Swears It Takes 20-Minutes to Poop

Her Hair Is ALL OVER the Bathroom Floor

He'll Use a Whole Roll of TP Before Putting It Back in the Holder

He Leaves His Wet Towels on The Floor

How Does He Get Pubes BEHIND the Toilet?

He Won't Stop Leaving the Toilet Seat Up!

Being Able to Hear EVERYTHING He Does in the Bathroom

She Has 1,000 Half-Empty Bottles of Shampoo in the Shower

When She Doesn't Get Her Floss in the Trash

Her Lack of Toothbrush Boundaries

She Won't Get out of the Bathroom!

When He Leaves the Cap off the Toothpaste

When She Leaves Her Curling Iron Plugged-in by the Sink Like It's Not Going to Electrocute Us

When She Tries to Talk to You While You're on the Toilet

He Somehow Gets Footprints Everywhere