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Pet Peeves Everyone Who's Shared a Bathroom Will Understand 

Jacob Shelton
Updated February 19, 2020 5.4k votes 705 voters 49.8k views 31 items

Cohabitating with a loved one can be great! At its best, you get to wake up to a person you love and share the most intimate of situations together. At its worst, your significant other slowly begins to hate you because of your terrible bathroom rituals and behavior. Whether you’re in a shared bathroom situation with a group of roommates, or you’ve made the big leap and moved in with your boyfriend or girlfriend – there’s something that you do in the bathroom that p*sses your roommate off.

And don’t think that we’re just talking about guys in this scenario. Everyone has a weird habit or bathroom quirk that totally wrecks the solitary bathroom experience for someone else. Whatever terrible thing it is that you do, you’ll find it on this list of bathroom pet peeves. After reading through this list of annoying bathroom habits, it will almost seem like it’s worth it to just start renting two bathroom apartments for the rest of your life. Or, if you’re in the 1%, buying houses that are made up of nothing but bathrooms. Except for the kitchen, because that’s too gross to think about.

The bathroom pet peeves on this list aren’t meant to call anyone out (although, dudes should probably step up their bathroom etiquette), we just wanted to help usher in a new era of bathroom cleanliness. Vote on your biggest bathroom pet peeve, and if you do any of the stuff on this list, maybe it’s time to rethink your living situation.

list ordered by
1
When He Shaves, His Hair Is Everywhere
2
He Thinks Fairies Magically Clean the Toilet Bowl
3
He Doesn't Seem to Be Able to Aim at the Toilet
4
Her Hair Is Constantly Clogging the Drain
5
Dudes, Learn to Flush
6
His Toothpaste Deposits
7
He Stinks up the Room
8
He Never Ever Washes His Hands
9
He Leaves His Toenail Clippings EVERYWHERE
10
Dudes, Clean Your Hair off the Soap
11
He Swears It Takes 20-Minutes to Poop
12
He Leaves His Wet Towels on The Floor
13
He'll Use a Whole Roll of TP Before Putting It Back in the Holder
14
She Has 1,000 Half-Empty Bottles of Shampoo in the Shower
15
He Won't Stop Leaving the Toilet Seat Up!
16
Her Hair Is ALL OVER the Bathroom Floor
17
How Does He Get Pubes BEHIND the Toilet?
18
Being Able to Hear EVERYTHING He Does in the Bathroom
19
When He Leaves the Cap off the Toothpaste
20
She Won't Get out of the Bathroom!
21
When She Doesn't Get Her Floss in the Trash
22
He Somehow Gets Footprints Everywhere
23
Her Lack of Toothbrush Boundaries
24
When She Tries to Talk to You While You're on the Toilet
25
When She Leaves Her Curling Iron Plugged-in by the Sink Like It's Not Going to Electrocute Us