Cohabitating with a loved one can be great! At its best, you get to wake up to a person you love and share the most intimate of situations together. At its worst, your significant other slowly begins to hate you because of your terrible bathroom rituals and behavior. Whether you’re in a shared bathroom situation with a group of roommates, or you’ve made the big leap and moved in with your boyfriend or girlfriend – there’s something that you do in the bathroom that p*sses your roommate off.
And don’t think that we’re just talking about guys in this scenario. Everyone has a weird habit or bathroom quirk that totally wrecks the solitary bathroom experience for someone else. Whatever terrible thing it is that you do, you’ll find it on this list of bathroom pet peeves. After reading through this list of annoying bathroom habits, it will almost seem like it’s worth it to just start renting two bathroom apartments for the rest of your life. Or, if you’re in the 1%, buying houses that are made up of nothing but bathrooms. Except for the kitchen, because that’s too gross to think about.
The bathroom pet peeves on this list aren’t meant to call anyone out (although, dudes should probably step up their bathroom etiquette), we just wanted to help usher in a new era of bathroom cleanliness. Vote on your biggest bathroom pet peeve, and if you do any of the stuff on this list, maybe it’s time to rethink your living situation.
He Thinks Fairies Magically Clean the Toilet Bowl
When He Shaves, His Hair Is Everywhere
He Doesn't Seem to Be Able to Aim at the Toilet
Dudes, Learn to Flush
His Toothpaste Deposits
He Stinks up the Room
Her Hair Is Constantly Clogging the Drain
He'll Use a Whole Roll of TP Before Putting It Back in the Holder
Dudes, Clean Your Hair off the Soap
He Never Ever Washes His Hands
How Does He Get Pubes BEHIND the Toilet?
Her Hair Is ALL OVER the Bathroom Floor
He Swears It Takes 20-Minutes to Poop
He Leaves His Toenail Clippings EVERYWHERE
He Leaves His Wet Towels on The Floor
He Won't Stop Leaving the Toilet Seat Up!
Being Able to Hear EVERYTHING He Does in the Bathroom
She Has 1,000 Half-Empty Bottles of Shampoo in the Shower
When She Doesn't Get Her Floss in the Trash
When She Tries to Talk to You While You're on the Toilet
When She Leaves Her Curling Iron Plugged-in by the Sink Like It's Not Going to Electrocute Us
Her Lack of Toothbrush Boundaries
She Won't Get out of the Bathroom!
When He Leaves the Cap off the Toothpaste
He Somehow Gets Footprints Everywhere