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25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies  

Jonathan H. Kantor
190 votes 32 voters 25 items

List Rules Vote up the puns that should be locked away in Arkham Asylum.

For decades, Batman films have been full of action, adventure, and puns... so many puns. For some reason, as Batman movies gained popularity, more and more puns made it into the final cut of the film, and they're all pretty terrible. The Mr. Freeze puns in Batman & Robin were perhaps the most cringeworthy dialogue, and the collective groans coming from fans watching the movie nearly overpower the soundtrack.

Despite being particularly groan-worthy, puns and Batman movies have gone together like peas and carrots, but which pun is the absolute worst? Check out the horrible examples of Batman puns from ice puns to Ivy's most devastating one-liners. 

1
"That goes double for you." 

Riddler in Batman Forever (to Two-Face)

2
"My condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy." 

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

3
"Holey rusty metal, Batman!" 

Robin in Batman Forever, describing a metal door covered in rust and holes

4
"The Ice Man cometh!"

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

5
"My garden needs tending."

Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

6
"Whoo, it's a jungle in here." 

Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

7
"No matter what they tell you, Mr. Bane, it IS the size of your gun that counts."

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

8
"Sorry, my vines have a CRUSH on you."

Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

9
"Let's kick some ice!"

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

10
"Allow me to break the ice." 

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

11
"This is why Superman works alone."

Batman in Batman & Robin

12
"Never leave the cave without it."

Batman referring to his Bat-Card in Batman & Robin

13
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

14
"Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you."

Catwoman in Batman Returns

15
"The pen is truly mightier than the sword." 

Joker in Batman

16
"Stay cool, Bird Boy."

Mr. Freeze to Robin in Batman & Robin

17
"Chicks like you give women a bad name."

Batgirl in Batman & Robin

18
"So, this is where you hang out." 

Robin in Batman & Robin

19
"And you're the hottest young person a role model could have." 

Penguin in Batman Returns

20
"Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!"

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

21
"You're not sending ME to the cooler!"

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

22
"I want to make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf." 

Robin in Batman & Robin

 
23
"Enough monkey business, we've got work to do." 

Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

24
"Caffeine will kill ya!" 

Riddler in Batman Forever

25
"I was hoping you'd drop in." 

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin