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25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies

Updated November 27, 2019 13.6k votes 1.3k voters 46.1k views25 items

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For decades, Batman films have been full of action, adventure, and puns... so many puns. For some reason, as Batman movies gained popularity, more and more puns made it into the final cut of the film, and they're all pretty terrible. The Mr. Freeze puns in Batman & Robin were perhaps the most cringeworthy dialogue, and the collective groans coming from fans watching the movie nearly overpower the soundtrack.

Despite being particularly groan-worthy, puns and Batman movies have gone together like peas and carrots, but which pun is the absolute worst? Check out the horrible examples of Batman puns from ice puns to Ivy's most devastating one-liners. 

  • 1
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    "My garden needs tending."

    Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

  • 2
    735
    166

    "Allow me to break the ice." 

    Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

  • 3
    595
    198

    "No matter what they tell you, Mr. Bane, it IS the size of your gun that counts."

    Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

  • 4
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    "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

    Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

  • 5
    399
    145

    "You're not sending ME to the cooler!"

    Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

  • 6
    418
    162

    "My condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy." 

    Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

  • 7
    432
    171

    "Stay cool, Bird Boy."

    Mr. Freeze to Robin in Batman & Robin

  • 8
    485
    203

    "Sorry, my vines have a CRUSH on you."

    Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

  • 9
    466
    193

    "Let's kick some ice!"

    Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

  • 10
    484
    205

    "This is why Superman works alone."

    Batman in Batman & Robin

  • 11
    358
    138

    "Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!"

    Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

  • 12
    308
    120

    "I want to make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf." 

    Robin in Batman & Robin

     
  • 13
    327
    134

    "The Ice Man cometh!"

    Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

  • 14
    382
    171

    "Holey rusty metal, Batman!" 

    Robin in Batman Forever, describing a metal door covered in rust and holes

  • 15
    399
    193

    "Never leave the cave without it."

    Batman referring to his Bat-Card in Batman & Robin

  • 16
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    163

    "That goes double for you." 

    Riddler in Batman Forever (to Two-Face)

  • 17
    265
    141

    "Whoo, it's a jungle in here." 

    Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

  • 18
    233
    147

    "Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you."

    Catwoman in Batman Returns

  • 19
    255
    196

    "The pen is truly mightier than the sword." 

    Joker in Batman

  • 20
    188
    147

    "I was hoping you'd drop in." 

    Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

  • 21
    205
    173

    "Chicks like you give women a bad name."

    Batgirl in Batman & Robin

  • 22
    180
    153

    "So, this is where you hang out." 

    Robin in Batman & Robin

  • 23
    189
    168

    "Caffeine will kill ya!" 

    Riddler in Batman Forever

  • 24
    155
    164

    "Enough monkey business, we've got work to do." 

    Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

  • 25
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    167

    "And you're the hottest young person a role model could have." 

    Penguin in Batman Returns