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25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies 

Jonathan H. Kantor
Updated November 27, 2019 9.6k votes 1.2k voters 43.8k views 25 items

List Rules Vote up the puns that should be locked away in Arkham Asylum.

For decades, Batman films have been full of action, adventure, and puns... so many puns. For some reason, as Batman movies gained popularity, more and more puns made it into the final cut of the film, and they're all pretty terrible. The Mr. Freeze puns in Batman & Robin were perhaps the most cringeworthy dialogue, and the collective groans coming from fans watching the movie nearly overpower the soundtrack.

Despite being particularly groan-worthy, puns and Batman movies have gone together like peas and carrots, but which pun is the absolute worst? Check out the horrible examples of Batman puns from ice puns to Ivy's most devastating one-liners. 

1
"My garden needs te... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"My garden needs tending."

Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

2
"Allow me to break ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Allow me to break the ice." 

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

3
"What killed the di... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

4
"No matter what the... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"No matter what they tell you, Mr. Bane, it IS the size of your gun that counts."

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

5
"Sorry, my vines ha... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Sorry, my vines have a CRUSH on you."

Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

6
"This is why Superm... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"This is why Superman works alone."

Batman in Batman & Robin

7
"Let's kick some ic... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Let's kick some ice!"

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

8
"Stay cool, Bird Bo... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Stay cool, Bird Boy."

Mr. Freeze to Robin in Batman & Robin

9
"You're not sending... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"You're not sending ME to the cooler!"

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

10
"My condition has l... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"My condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy." 

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

11
"Never leave the ca... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Never leave the cave without it."

Batman referring to his Bat-Card in Batman & Robin

12
"Tonight's forecast... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!"

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

13
"Holey rusty metal,... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Holey rusty metal, Batman!" 

Robin in Batman Forever, describing a metal door covered in rust and holes

14
"The Ice Man cometh... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"The Ice Man cometh!"

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

15
"I want to make sur... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"I want to make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf." 

Robin in Batman & Robin

 
16
"That goes double f... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"That goes double for you." 

Riddler in Batman Forever (to Two-Face)

17
"Whoo, it's a jungl... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Whoo, it's a jungle in here." 

Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

18
"Please. I wouldn't... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you."

Catwoman in Batman Returns

19
"The pen is truly m... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"The pen is truly mightier than the sword." 

Joker in Batman

20
"Chicks like you gi... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Chicks like you give women a bad name."

Batgirl in Batman & Robin

21
"I was hoping you'd... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"I was hoping you'd drop in." 

Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

22
"So, this is where ... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"So, this is where you hang out." 

Robin in Batman & Robin

23
"Caffeine will kill... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Caffeine will kill ya!" 

Riddler in Batman Forever

24
"Enough monkey busi... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"Enough monkey business, we've got work to do." 

Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

25
"And you're the hot... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list 25 Of The Most Gloriously Groan-Worthy Puns In Batman Movies
"And you're the hottest young person a role model could have." 

Penguin in Batman Returns