Jokes The Best Bear Jokes  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up any funny joke about bears

Here's a list of the funniest jokes about bears that have ever run backwards through the forest. Everything is on this list: Polar bears, Black bears, Grizzly bears, and even a couple of jokes about cartoon bears that don’t actually exist. If you’re going to a zoo anytime soon, try out these hilarious bear jokes on the first person you come across, particularly any good looking zookeepers that seem to be open to bear related comedy.

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How Do You Catch A Fish Withou... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Bear Jokes
How Do You Catch A Fish Without A Fishing Pole? With your BEAR hands

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What Do You Call A Bear With N... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Bear Jokes
What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth? A gummy bear!

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Why Don't Bears Like Fast Food... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Bear Jokes
Why Don't Bears Like Fast Food?

Because they can't catch it! 

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Why Do Pandas Like Old Movies? is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Bear Jokes
Why Do Pandas Like Old Movies? Because they're in black and white. 

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What Do You Call A Bear Withou... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Bear Jokes
What Do You Call A Bear Without Ears? B's

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Why Did The Bear Cross The Roa... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Bear Jokes
Why Did The Bear Cross The Road? It was the chickens day off! 

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What Do You Call A Wet Bear? is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Bear Jokes
What Do You Call A Wet Bear? A drizzly bear 

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Why Shouldn't You Take A Bear ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Bear Jokes
Why Shouldn't You Take A Bear To The Zoo?

Because they'd rather go to the movies! 

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Why Did The Bear Get So Scared... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Bear Jokes
Why Did The Bear Get So Scared?

Because he looked in the mirror