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Ben And Jerry's Has A Graveyard For Their Failed Flavors And The Tombstones Are Hilarious

Updated July 13, 2020 30.3k votes 3.4k voters 102.0k views20 items

List RulesVote up the best flavors in the graveyard.

There are so many delicious Ben & Jerry's flavors... and then there are some that missed the mark. These flavors are gone and off store shelves, but not forgotten – Ben & Jerry's has a graveyard for those fallen flavors called "Ded & Buried"! Tombstones with witty odes fill the graveyard and it's hilarious and it made us appreciate Ben & Jerry's even more.

Here are some of the funniest tombstones we could find! Vote up the best tombstones in Ben & Jerry's "Ded & Buried" graveyard!

  • 1

    Fossil Fuel (2005 - 2010)

    Sweet cream ice cream with chocolate cookie pieces, fudge dinosaurs & a fudge swirl.

    Fudgy dinosaurs galore
    Got all dug up til there were no more.
    A flavor re-design might be do-able
    But Fossil Fuel is non-renewable.

    Would you resurrect?
  • 2

    Turtle Soup (2006 - 2010)

    Vanilla ice cream with fudge & caramel cashews & a caramel swirl.

    Slow and Steady wins the race,
    Turtle Soup kept up the pace.
    You may protest, but we suggest
    Turtle Soup deserves a rest.

    Would you resurrect?
  • 3

    White Russian (1986 - 1996)

    Coffee ice cream with Kahlua coffee liqueur.

    Bid adieu to ol’ White Russian,
    Our tears, they are a-gushin’
    But in our scoop shops, please don’t forget,
    Dead it’s not, oh no, not nyet.

    Would you resurrect?
  • 4

    Cool Britannica (1989 - 1990)

    Vanilla ice cream with strawberries and fudge covered shortbread.

    A flavour so smashing -
    & yet it fouled out:
    Strawberries & shortbread -
    a love match devout
    But sadly it missed
    all the fame it deserved,
    A bit too much English
    put into the serve.

    Would you resurrect?