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The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes 

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List of the best 1000 Ways to Die episodes, as voted on by other fans of the series. 1000 Ways to Die is an anthology TV series that ran from 2008-2012 on Spike TV. With so many memorable episodes of the show, it's hard to trust just one person's opinion of what the top 1000 Ways to Die episodes of all time are. Fans of 1000 Ways to Die are extremely passionate about the show, and there is often debate over which episodes are better than others. That's why this list exists- so you can vote for your favorites and we can find out once and for all what everyone thinks the best episode is.

This list includes "The Lighter Side of Death," "The Good, the Bad and the Dead," and more episodes. What is the best 1000 Ways to Die episode of all time? Look below and find out.
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Putting a Happy Face on ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 4, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2

Original Airing: Dec 30 2009

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Up With Death is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 3, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2

Original Airing: Dec 16 2009

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
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Death Bites! is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 2, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2

Original Airing: Dec 09 2009

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
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Death On Arrival is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 2 Episode 1: Good boobs go bad, Vikings go beserk, a stoner busts a gut, two terrorists blow themselves up, a woman gets off in a tent, a dude meets a meteor and a lesbian eats her partner's...dessert.
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Tweets from the Dead is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
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Dead and Deader is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 5, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 1

Original Airing: Feb 15 2009

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
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I See Dead People (and t... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 1 Episode 12: A college kid gets a fatal colonic; a jokester laughs himself to death. A Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction – to his own death. A hot dog thief chokes on his wiener.
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Gratefully Dead is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 6, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2

Original Airing: Jan 13 2010

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
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Come On Get Deathy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 7, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2

Original Airing: Jan 20 2010

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
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Unforced Errors is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 3, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 1

Original Airing: Feb 08 2009

A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.
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Death Watch is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 8, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2

Original Airing: Jan 27 2010

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
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Natural Born Liars is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 2 Episode 13: A drug smuggler uses her womanly assets to hide the goods; a celebrity seeker pulls a bunny out of her rabbit hole; an ex-con cleans up the streets; a henpecked hubby winds up wishing he was dead.
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Bringing In The Dead is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 5, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 2

Original Airing: Jan 06 2010

A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets
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Hard Lives, Easy Deaths ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 2, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 1

Original Airing: May 21 2008

A meat packer gets locked a freezer; scuba diving and flying in the same day.
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Sor-Dead Affair is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 5 Episode 11: A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
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Tweets From the Dead is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 6 Episode 3: A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
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Life Will Kill You is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 1, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 1

Original Airing: May 14 2008

A young woman's new sex life is cut short; a gun enthusiast is no match for a rattle snake; a bug collector is bitten by a Black Widow
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Dead to Rights is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 2 Episode 11: A secretary won't go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can't take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers.
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Today's Special: Death ... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 4 Episode 12: A hot welder goes down on the job; Unfaithful wife can't cheat death; '20's gangster gets steamed; Mother-in-law from hell goes back; Assassin is allergic to dying; Drunk wifey gets mowed down; Mayoral candidate gets the point.
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Wild Wild Death is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 5 Episode 5: An inside job sucks the air out of the room, a lame super hero tries to fly, a filmmaker becomes part of his shoot'em up, girl wants to strangle her boss, art snob falls during toast, EMT gets a shock, blogger gets a blog clot.
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Think Globally, Die Loca... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 6 Episode 2: A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.
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The Good, The Bad, and T... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 1 Episode 8: A paranoid survivalist has a run in with a snake. Guess who loses? Shoplifter jumps in a dumpster and winds up getting trashed. A cute girl catches a big one – down her throat. It’s a fish tale that’s hard to swallow!
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Death: One Size Fits All... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 4 Episode 16: Disabled phony gets the shaft, cryogenics scammer gets frozen out, female oil wrestler goes down, drivers ed teacher loses control, bakery worker ices own cake, coal mining foreman explodes, toxic woman swallows.
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You're dead! LOL! is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Season 2 Episode 10: A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member.
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Death Takes A Vacation ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Episode: 35, Season: 1000 Ways to Die - Season 3

Original Airing: Nov 14 2011

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.