TV Episodes The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes  

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List of the best 1000 Ways to Die episodes, as voted on by other fans of the series. 1000 Ways to Die is an anthology TV series that ran from 2008-2012 on Spike TV. With so many memorable episodes of the show, it's hard to trust just one person's opinion of what the top 1000 Ways to Die episodes of all time are. Fans of 1000 Ways to Die are extremely passionate about the show, and there is often debate over which episodes are better than others. That's why this list exists- so you can vote for your favorites and we can find out once and for all what everyone thinks the best episode is.

This list includes "The Lighter Side of Death," "The Good, the Bad and the Dead," and more episodes. What is the best 1000 Ways to Die episode of all time? Look below and find out.

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Putting a Happy Face on Death is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Putting a Happy Face on Death Dec 30 2009 Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

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Up With Death is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Up With Death Dec 16 2009 A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

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Death Bites! is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Death Bites! Dec 09 2009 Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

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Gratefully Dead is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Gratefully Dead Jan 13 2010 A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

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Come On Get Deathy is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Come On Get Deathy Jan 20 2010 An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

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Death Watch is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Death Watch Jan 27 2010 A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

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Tweets from the Dead is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes

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Dead and Deader is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Dead and Deader Feb 15 2009 A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

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Bringing In The Dead is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Bringing In The Dead Jan 06 2010 A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets

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Unforced Errors is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Unforced Errors Feb 08 2009 A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.

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Death On Arrival is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Death On Arrival Season 2 Episode 1: Good boobs go bad, Vikings go beserk, a stoner busts a gut, two terrorists blow themselves up, a woman gets off in a tent, a dude meets a meteor and a lesbian eats her partner's...dessert.

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Hard Lives, Easy Deaths is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Hard Lives, Easy Deaths May 21 2008 A meat packer gets locked a freezer; scuba diving and flying in the same day.

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Think Globally, Die Locally is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Think Globally, Die Locally Season 6 Episode 2: A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.

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Tweets From the Dead is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Tweets From the Dead Season 6 Episode 3: A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.

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Dead to Rights is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Dead to Rights Season 2 Episode 11: A secretary won't go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can't take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers.

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Today's Special: Death is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Today's Special: Death Season 4 Episode 12: A hot welder goes down on the job; Unfaithful wife can't cheat death; '20's gangster gets steamed; Mother-in-law from hell goes back; Assassin is allergic to dying; Drunk wifey gets mowed down; Mayoral candidate gets the point.

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Natural Born Liars is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Natural Born Liars Season 2 Episode 13: A drug smuggler uses her womanly assets to hide the goods; a celebrity seeker pulls a bunny out of her rabbit hole; an ex-con cleans up the streets; a henpecked hubby winds up wishing he was dead.

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Wild Wild Death is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Wild Wild Death Season 5 Episode 5: An inside job sucks the air out of the room, a lame super hero tries to fly, a filmmaker becomes part of his shoot'em up, girl wants to strangle her boss, art snob falls during toast, EMT gets a shock, blogger gets a blog clot.

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I See Dead People (and they... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up) Season 1 Episode 12: A college kid gets a fatal colonic; a jokester laughs himself to death. A Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction – to his own death. A hot dog thief chokes on his wiener.

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Death: One Size Fits All is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Death: One Size Fits All Season 4 Episode 16: Disabled phony gets the shaft, cryogenics scammer gets frozen out, female oil wrestler goes down, drivers ed teacher loses control, bakery worker ices own cake, coal mining foreman explodes, toxic woman swallows.

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Life Will Kill You is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Life Will Kill You May 14 2008 A young woman's new sex life is cut short; a gun enthusiast is no match for a rattle snake; a bug collector is bitten by a Black Widow

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That's "Mister Death" To You Season 4 Episode 9: A jersey chaser gets plugged;OCD stands for "of course (you're) dead";a terrorist eats himself to death;an animal abuser gets dog boned;a massage parlor patron has an unhappy ending;a bank robber loses his head.

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Wait, Don't Tell Me - You&... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead! Season 4 Episode 14: Neo-nazi opens can of whoop ass; Epileptic stripper goes lights out; Poser diver washes out; Drug smugglers get caught red handed; Voyeur gets hood winked; Stalker gets shafted; Prankster's prank backfires.

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Stupid is as Stupid Dies is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Stupid is as Stupid Dies Season 3 Episode 3: A meth maker loses face; a nudist has a killer diet; sorority girl swallows too much; survivalist gets the hook; spider makes a stud go thud; half-naked football fan gets freeze framed

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Enter the Ferret is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Enter the Ferret Season 6 Episode 1: A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.

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Death, The New Black is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Death, The New Black Season 4 Episode 10: A disco king hits the floor; a sauna contest gets gaseous; an upskirting perv gets busted; a meathead blows himself (up); a pot farmer gets munchied; a football coach splits his uprights; a drunk heckler gets fleshed out.

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Sor-Dead Affair is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Sor-Dead Affair Season 5 Episode 11: A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.

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You're dead! LOL! is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
You're dead! LOL! Season 2 Episode 10: A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member.

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Stupid Is As Death Does is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Stupid Is As Death Does Season 4 Episode 8: A deadbeat dad goes through the roof;a stump humper gets eyeballed;a drinking game turns deadly;a dummy goes from spying to dying;video gamer gets poned;a mover stops moving;a poser artist explodes onto the scene.

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Death, The Final Frontier is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Death, The Final Frontier Season 6 Episode 8: Stongman gets weak in the knees;a tease gets stoned;a flirty husband falls for a chain saw;a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party;a garage sale turns deadly;a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.

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Eat, Pray Die is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Eat, Pray Die Season 4 Episode 13: A Medieval German gets stoned; Bachelor gets butted out; Con man guru flames out; Dog hater gets boned; Juvenile delinquent hates farmville; Car thief becomes roadkill; Girl gets waxed off.

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Better Them Than Us is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Better Them Than Us Season 4 Episode 6: A billionaire bottoms out; it's hard out there for a Russian pimp; gang bangers play doctor; a pyromaniac gets burned; an ice cream man gets iced; a bad actor needs a hand; a Greek gets his brass handed to him.

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Death - The Gift That Lasts Fo... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever Season 4 Episode 15: Cheatin' hubby gets eaten by bear, old pervert sex-plodes, bride goes down at the altar, package thief gets anthrax surprise, insomniac commits hit & run, bearded hipster drowns, drunk worker's pants explode.

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Dead Before They Know It is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Dead Before They Know It Season 4 Episode 7: A roommate from hell gets sent back;death crashes a terrorist wedding;a big box falls on small heads;self-blood transfusion is never a good idea;a gangster spills his guts;a killer loses his head;a very bad santa gets iced.

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Grave Decisions is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Grave Decisions Season 5 Episode 2: Politico has a sneezing fit, a gun toting old man blows up, a woman with road rage gets one in the gut, a shocking end for a convict, a dirty biker gets what they deserve, camper boils over with love for her friends.

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Locked And Low Dead is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Locked And Low Dead Season 5 Episode 10: Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.

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Death - Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral" Season 5 Episode 9: Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.

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Death Certificates is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Death Certificates Season 6 Episode 5: A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.

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Crying Over Spilled Blood is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Crying Over Spilled Blood Season 6 Episode 6: Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.

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Star Death: The Last Generatio... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Star Death: The Last Generation Season 5 Episode 8: Cat lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty super model is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.

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Die-abestic is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Die-abestic Season 5 Episode 7: A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a womans breath away, a dancer loses heart

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Death Penalties is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Death Penalties Season 5 Episode 6: Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

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A New App Called Death is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
A New App Called Death Season 6 Episode 4: A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.

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Dirt Nap is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Dirt Nap Season 5 Episode 3: A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, a red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, a fart that kills.

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Killing Them Softly is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Killing Them Softly Season 4 Episode 5: An email scammer gets deleted;a hot co-ed flunks out;a grave robber digs his own;a war lord snorts crystal death;a couple screw themselves to death in mid-air;two losers suck and blow up;an old Nazi meets an old bullet.

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Grave Errors is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Grave Errors Season 4 Episode 4: A hairdresser swallows too many 'leg spreaders';Katrina looters get a shock;1920's pipe-hitting homeboys;phony doctor gets touched by a leper;scizzor lift cuts a bookie;a mistress loses face;a cell phone user gets disconnected.

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Ready or Not Here Comes Death is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Ready or Not Here Comes Death Season 4 Episode 3: A murderer busts out of the nut house; Big boobies do in a stripper; Mean caretaker gets pickled; Free runner runs out of time; Softballer busts a gut; Two hunters get dogged; Japanese game show contestant gets deep sixed.

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Fatal Distractions is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Fatal Distractions Season 3 Episode 5: 1,000 Ways to Die showcases some of the most outrageously true stories about those who succumbed to the grim reaper in the most unorthodox styles.

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Dead Wrongs is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Dead Wrongs Season 3 Episode 4: 1,000 Ways to Die showcases some of the most outrageously true stories about those who succumbed to the grim reaper in the most unorthodox styles.

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Putting a Smiley Face on Death is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best 1000 Ways To Die Episodes
Putting a Smiley Face on Death Season 3 Episode 2: Self-liposuction goes poorly; a swimmer saves his rod and loses his life; proctologist gets rear-ended;russian gangsters have one too many; viking ruler tears into little brother; shapely party girl goes bust