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The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed 

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Updated July 13, 2019 1.1k votes 210 voters 13.1k views 34 items

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When it comes to the best action movies to watch on weed, a great deal depends upon high-you's current personality. Say that you're having a boring night, hit a joint, and are suddenly crave adventure. In that case you'll find plenty of movies here that will make you feel like a total ninja without ever having to leave your lazy boy. Or perhaps you've just hit a bong and suddenly find everything hilarious. Fear not, for you'll also find tons of hilarious - both intentionally and unintentionally - action movies below. 

Regardless of the situation, this collection of action films to watch when you're stoned has a little something for everyone. Packed full of cool high-speed chases, huge explosions, and martial arts moves you may or may not be high enough to be sure you could pull off, these films are the perfect way to add a little action to your next marijuana induced adventure.

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Deadpool is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein

Released: 2016

Directed by: Tim MIller

Deadpool is a 2016 American superhero film directed by Tim Miller, based on the Marvel Comics character. After being given mutant abilities with a scarred physical appearance, Wade Wilson (Ryan ...more

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Pineapple Express is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Seth Rogen, James Franco, Gary Cole

Released: 2008

Directed by: David Gordon Green

Pineapple Express is a 2008 American buddy stoner action comedy film directed by David Gordon Green. A process server (Seth Rogen) and his marijuana dealer (James Franco) are forced to flee from ...more

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21 Jump Street is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Johnny Depp, Channing Tatum, Ice Cube

Released: 2012

Directed by: Phil Lord, Chris Miller

21 Jump Street is a 2012 American action comedy film directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, executive produced by and starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, and scripted by Michael ...more

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Mad Max: Fury Road is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Hugh Keays-Byrne

Released: 2015

Directed by: George Miller

Mad Max: Fury Road is a 2015 action film directed by George Miller. In a post apocalyptic desert wasteland where gasoline and water are scarce commodities, Max Rockatansky (Max Hardy) joins ...more

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The Other Guys is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Eva Mendes, Dwayne Johnson, Mark Wahlberg

Released: 2010

Directed by: Adam McKay

The Other Guys is a 2010 action comedy film directed and co-written by Adam McKay, starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, and featuring Michael Keaton, Eva Mendes, Steve Coogan, Ray Stevenson, ...more

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Tropic Thunder is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr.

Released: 2008

Directed by: Ben Stiller

Tropic Thunder is a 2008 American action satire comedy film directed by Ben Stiller. Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become ...more

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Kill Bill Volume 1 is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Quentin Tarantino

Released: 2003

Directed by: Quentin Tarantino

Kill Bill: Volume 1 is a 2003 American martial arts film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino. the Bride, who swears revenge on a team of bad guys and their leader Bill after they try to ...more

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Rush Hour is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Jackie Chan, Roselyn Sánchez, Chris Tucker

Released: 1998

Directed by: Brett Ratner

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Kick-Ass is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Nicolas Cage, Chloë Grace Moretz, Lyndsy Fonseca

Released: 2010

Directed by: Matthew Vaughn

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Bad Boys is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Will Smith, Téa Leoni, Martin Lawrence

Released: 1995

Directed by: Michael Bay

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300 is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Gerard Butler, Michael Fassbender, Lena Headey

Released: 2006

Directed by: Zack Snyder

300 is a 2006 American fantasy war film based on the 1998 comic series of the same name by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley. Both are fictionalized retellings of the Battle of Thermopylae which took ...more

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American Ultra is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Kristen Stewart, Connie Britton, Topher Grace

Released: 2015

Directed by: Nima Nourizadeh

American Ultra is an upcoming action comedy film directed by Nima Nourizadeh and written by Max Landis. The film stars Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Connie Britton, Topher Grace, John ...more
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Hot Fuzz is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Cate Blanchett, Martin Freeman, Simon Pegg

Released: 2007

Directed by: Edgar Wright

Hot Fuzz is a 2007 British action comedy parody film directed by Edgar Wright, written by Wright and Simon Pegg, and starring Pegg and Nick Frost. The film follows two police officers attempting ...more

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Baby Driver is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Ansel Elgort, Kevin Spacey, Lily James

Directed by: Edgar Wright

Baby Driver is a 2017 British-American action thriller film written and directed by Edgar Wright. A young talented getaway driver (Ansel Elgort) who works for different hooligans gets in trouble ...more
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Transformers is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf, Odette Annable

Released: 2007

Directed by: Michael Bay

Transformers is a 2007 American science fiction action film directed by Michael Bay, based on the toy line. An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil ...more

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Die Hard is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia

Released: 1988

Directed by: John McTiernan

Die Hard is a 1988 American action film directed by John McTiernan and written by Steven E. de Souza and Jeb Stuart. It is based on the 1979 novel Nothing Lasts Forever, by Roderick Thorp. Die ...more

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Iron Man is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges

Released: 2008

Directed by: Jon Favreau filmography

Iron Man is a 2008 American superhero film directed by Jon Favreau, based on the Marvel Comics character. After being held captive in an Afghan cave, billionaire engineer Tony Stark (Robert ...more

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Pirates of the Caribbean... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Zoe Saldana

Released: 2003

Directed by: Gore Verbinski

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Sin City is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Jessica Alba, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke

Released: 2005

Directed by: Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Frank Miller

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Zhang Ziyi, Michelle Yeoh, Chow Yun-Fat

Released: 2000

Directed by: Ang Lee

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Face/Off is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Gina Gershon

Released: 1997

Directed by: John Woo

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The Blues Brothers is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Carrie Fisher, Aretha Franklin, Steven Spielberg

Released: 1980

Directed by: John Landis

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Rambo is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Graham McTavish

Released: 2008

Directed by: Sylvester Stallone

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Fast & Furious is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster

Released: 2009

Directed by: Justin Lin

Fast & Furious is a 2009 American street racing action film directed by Justin Lin and written by Chris Morgan. It is the fourth installment of The Fast and the Furious franchise. The plot ...more

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Ghost Rider is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Action Movies to Watch High on Weed
Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Rebel Wilson

Released: 2007

Directed by: Mark Steven Johnson

Ghost Rider is a 2007 American supernatural superhero film written and directed by Mark Steven Johnson. Based on the character of the same name which appeared in Marvel Comics, the character's ...more

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