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The Best Quotes From 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'  

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The best quotes from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert make you realize how great and funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, with the help of your votes, no matter if they are hilarious or serious. Starring Hugo Weaving, Guy Pearce, and Terence Stamp, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was directed by Stephan Elliott and was released in 1994.

What are your favorite lines from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert? One of the memorable one-liners was when Felicia said, "Oh, for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood." Another great line from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert is, "Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?" Spoken by Tick who was played by Hugo Weaving.

Vote up all The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert quotes you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.

On A Rock is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'
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On A Rock

Bernadette: That's just what this country needs: a c*ck in a frock on a rock.

 

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A Fine LIving is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'
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A Fine LIving

Aboriginal Man: So... You actually make money by dressing up like a woman?

Tick: Oh, sure. You can make a fine living in a pair of heels.

 

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Someone Needs The Wood is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'
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Someone Needs The Wood

Felicia: Oh, for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood.

 

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Slapped Your MOther is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'
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Slapped Your MOther

Tick: Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?

 

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