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The Best Quotes From 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'  

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The best quotes from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert make you realize how great and funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, with the help of your votes, no matter if they are hilarious or serious. Starring Hugo Weaving, Guy Pearce, and Terence Stamp, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was directed by Stephan Elliott and was released in 1994.

What are your favorite lines from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert? One of the memorable one-liners was when Felicia said, "Oh, for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood." Another great line from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert is, "Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?" Spoken by Tick who was played by Hugo Weaving.

Vote up all The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert quotes you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.

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You Mullet is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'
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You Mullet

Bernadette: Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!

 

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And Bloody Abba is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'
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And Bloody Abba

Bernadette: No, I'll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop b*tching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!

Tick: Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?

 

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Easily Retrieved is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'
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Easily Retrieved

Felicia: Do you know why this microphone has such a long cord?

Man In Crowd: Why?

Felicia: So it's easily retrieved after I've shoved it up your a**.

 

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Stop Flexing is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Quotes From 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'
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Stop Flexing

Bernadette: Stop flexing your muscles, you big pile of budgie turd. I'm sure your mates will be much more impressed if you just go back to the pub and f*ck a couple of pigs on the bar.

Bob: Bernadette, please.

Frank: Bernadette? Well I'll be darned. The whole circus is in town. Well I suppose you wanna f*ck too do you? Come on Bernadette, come and f*ck me. That's it. Come on. Come and f*ck me. Come on. F*ck me.

Bernadette: There, now you're f*cked!

 

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