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rock The Best Alkaline Trio Songs  

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List of Alkaline Trio songs, ranked from best to worst by the Ranker community. All of Alkaline Trio's singles are included here, but real fans know there are other awesome songs to vote on other than the radio hits. Music videos and audio videos are included next to each track name, so if you haven't heard a song you can listen to it right here on this list. Is one of your favorite Alkaline Trio songs missing from this poll? Add it to the list so it has a chance to rise to the top.

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36 13
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Radio Maybe I’ll Catch Fire

2
13 1
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You’ve Got So Far to Go Maybe I’ll Catch Fire

3
23 4
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Continental Good Mourning

4
28 9
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5
25 7
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Stupid Kid From Here to Infirmary

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31 14
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Private Eye From Here to Infirmary

7
26 10
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We’ve Had Enough Good Mourning

8
20 6
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This Could Be Love Good Mourning, Damnesia

9
23 9
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Cringe Goddamnit

10
17 4
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All on Black Good Mourning

11
24 12
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Calling All Skeletons Damnesia, Agony & Irony

12
18 7
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Time to Waste Crimson

13
13 3
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Nose Over Tail Goddamnit

14
23 13
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Mercy Me Crimson

The Best Alkaline Trio Albums of All Time

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13 4
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I’m Dying Tomorrow From Here to Infirmary

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15 6
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Crawl From Here to Infirmary

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23 14
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Sadie Crimson

18
12 4
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Keep ’Em Coming Maybe I’ll Catch Fire

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14 6
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My Little Needle Goddamnit

20
8 1
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If We Never Go Inside Good Mourning

21
9 2
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Every Thug Needs a Lady Good Mourning, Damnesia

The Best Female Vocalists Ever

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10 3
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Blue Carolina Good Mourning

23
12 5
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I Found Away Agony & Irony

24
8 2
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Emma Good Mourning

25
11 5
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Another Innocent Girl From Here to Infirmary

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14 8
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Fuck You Aurora Maybe I’ll Catch Fire

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8 3
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Standard Break From Here to Infirmary

28
10 5
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Take Lots With Alcohol From Here to Infirmary

The Best K-pop Dancers of All Time

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8 3
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Mr. Chainsaw From Here to Infirmary

30
7 2
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Blue in the Face Good Mourning

31
7 2
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Fatally Yours Good Mourning

32
14 9
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33
9 4
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Trouble Breathing Goddamnit

34
10 5
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Help Me Agony & Irony

35
10 5
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Maybe I'll Catch Fire Maybe I’ll Catch Fire

The Greatest Songs by One-Hit Wonders

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20 16
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37
18 14
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38
10 6
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San Francisco Goddamnit

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5 1
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Sorry About That Goddamnit

40
6 3
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One Hundred Stories Good Mourning

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5 2
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Steamer Trunk From Here to Infirmary

42
5 2
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Bloodied Up From Here to Infirmary

The Best PG Teen Movies

43
5 2
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Over and Out Agony & Irony

44
5 2
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Dine, Dine My Darling This Addiction

45
4 1
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Southern Rock Goddamnit

46
9 7
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Clavicle Goddamnit

47
7 5
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Trucks and Trains From Here to Infirmary

48
6 4
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She Took Him to the Lake Maybe I’ll Catch Fire

49
6 4
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The Poison Crimson

50
6 4
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Madam Me Maybe I’ll Catch Fire