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The Funnies Quotes From 'American Pie'

The best American Pie quotes prove why it is one of the quintessential teen comedies of the '90s. The simple premise of a group of high school boys who make a pact to lose their virginity by graduation resonated with American audiences, launching a highly successful comedic franchise. Funny one-liners, memorable lines, and laugh-out-loud American Pie movie quotes make this one comedy that stands the test of time and is still enjoyable to re-watch to this day. 

It's up to you to decide what the best American Pie quotes are. Vote for the ones that make you roll on the floor laughing. 

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    Sex Robot

    Chuck Sherman: I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

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    Special Dorms

    Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

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    I Was Used

    Jim: She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!

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    The Right Time

    Victoria: It's got to be completely perfect. I want the right time, the right moment, the right place.

    Jessica: Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.

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