The best American Pie quotes prove why it is one of the quintessential teen comedies of the '90s. The simple premise of a group of high school boys who make a pact to lose their virginity by graduation resonated with American audiences, launching a highly successful comedic franchise. Funny one-liners, memorable lines, and laugh-out-loud American Pie movie quotes make this one comedy that stands the test of time and is still enjoyable to re-watch to this day.
It's up to you to decide what the best American Pie quotes are. Vote for the ones that make you roll on the floor laughing.
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We Ate It All
[After catching Jim masturbating into a pie.]
Jim's Dad: We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.Love this quote?
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Are You Trying to Seduce Me?
Finch: So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?
Stifler's Mom: Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
Finch: Yes ma'am, I am.Love this quote?
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Stroking the Salami
Jim's Dad: I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it "stroking the salami," yeah, you know, "pounding the old pud." I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake five to six times a day.Love this quote?
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This One Time, At Band Camp
Michelle: Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my p*ssy.
Jim: Excuse me?
Michelle: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is. Sex Ed. So, are we gonna screw soon? Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.Love this quote?