The best American Pie quotes prove why it is one of the quintessential teen comedies of the '90s. The simple premise of a group of high school boys who make a pact to lose their virginity by graduation resonated with American audiences, launching a highly successful comedic franchise. Funny one-liners, memorable lines, and laugh-out-loud American Pie movie quotes make this one comedy that stands the test of time and is still enjoyable to re-watch to this day.
It's up to you to decide what the best American Pie quotes are. Vote for the ones that make you roll on the floor laughing.
This One Time, At Band Camp
Michelle: Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my p*ssy.
Jim: Excuse me?
Michelle: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is. Sex Ed. So, are we gonna screw soon? Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.Love this quote?
Stroking the Salami
Jim's Dad: I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it "stroking the salami," yeah, you know, "pounding the old pud." I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake five to six times a day.Love this quote?
The Right Time
Victoria: It's got to be completely perfect. I want the right time, the right moment, the right place.
Jessica: Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.Love this quote?
Kevin: If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed.
Jim: Sherman? The Sherminator?Love this quote?