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The Funnies Quotes From 'American Pie'

The best American Pie quotes prove why it is one of the quintessential teen comedies of the '90s. The simple premise of a group of high school boys who make a pact to lose their virginity by graduation resonated with American audiences, launching a highly successful comedic franchise. Funny one-liners, memorable lines, and laugh-out-loud American Pie movie quotes make this one comedy that stands the test of time and is still enjoyable to re-watch to this day. 

It's up to you to decide what the best American Pie quotes are. Vote for the ones that make you roll on the floor laughing. 

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    We Ate It All

    [After catching Jim masturbating into a pie.]

    Jim's Dad: We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.

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    Are You Trying to Seduce Me?

    Finch: So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?

    Stifler's Mom: Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?

    Finch: Yes ma'am, I am.

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    Special Dorms

    Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

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    Stroking the Salami

    Jim's Dad: I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of  masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it "stroking the salami," yeah, you know, "pounding the old pud." I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake five to six times a day.

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