If you had to choose the funniest Andy Bernard quote, what would it be? Andy Bernard is the kind of insecure fellow who may seem like he's got a few issues going on behind the scenes, but he still manages to be there for his friends and coworkers whenever necessary. As such, he's said some interesting things and given us some of the best lines on The Office.
Voicing his thoughts on love and relationships with ideas like "I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things" to his somewhat unique thoughts on music and what women want with comments like "Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes." Let's take a look at the best Andy Bernard quotes in The Office history, ranked by your votes.
Whatever your favorite Andy Bernard quotes are, vote them up on the list below so his greatest lines climb closer to the top.
With My Friendship
Andy: Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.451Agree or disagree?
Invest In Softer Cotton, Sir
Andy: This is where I grin...Oww! Oww!!
Tatto Artist: That was just the cotton swap
Andy: Invest in softer cotton, sir.5112Agree or disagree?
They're Both Kevin
Robert California: Last week an accounting mistake resulted in a client getting their order for free.
Andy: Ooh. That's not good. Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb out there.
Robert California: Who're they?
Andy: They're both Kevin.5516Agree or disagree?
Andy: I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school, I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway got a twelve twenty. Always regretted it... I feel lachrymose.427Agree or disagree?