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The Best Things Andy Bernard Ever Said

Updated September 5, 2019 1.1k votes 237 voters 9.8k views30 items

If you had to choose the funniest Andy Bernard quote, what would it be? Andy Bernard is the kind of insecure fellow who may seem like he's got a few issues going on behind the scenes, but he still manages to be there for his friends and coworkers whenever necessary. As such, he's said some interesting things and given us some of the best lines on The Office.

Voicing his thoughts on love and relationships with ideas like "I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things" to his somewhat unique thoughts on music and what women want with comments like "Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes." Let's take a look at the best Andy Bernard quotes in The Office history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Andy Bernard quotes are, vote them up on the list below so his greatest lines climb closer to the top.

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    The Good Ol' Days

    Andy: I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

     

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      They're Unfair

      Andy: Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

       

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        Don't Test My Politness

        Andy: You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.

         

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          They're Both Kevin

          Robert California: Last week an accounting mistake resulted in a client getting their order for free.
          Andy: Ooh. That's not good. Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb out there.
          Robert California: Who're they?
          Andy: They're both Kevin.

           

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