VOTE The Best Andy Bernard Quotes  

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If you had to choose the funniest Andy Bernard quote, what would it be? Andy Bernard is the kind of insecure fellow who may seem like he's got a few issues going on behind the scenes, but he still manages to be there for his friends and coworkers whenever necessary. As such, he's said some interesting things on The Office.

With his thoughts on love and relationships with ideas like "I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things" to hit somewhat unique thoughts on music and what women want with comments like "Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes.," let's take a look at the greatest Andy Bernard quotes in The Office history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Andy Bernard quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

Terrible Awful THings is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Andy Bernard Quotes
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Terrible Awful THings

Andy: I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things.

 

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Orphanage Bills is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Andy Bernard Quotes
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Orphanage Bills

Andy: I did this for the little guy. For Joe Six-pack. The guy who wakes up every morning in his $400 a month apartment, wonders how he's going to pay his mortgage; wonders how he's going to fill his car up with oil; wonders "How am I going to pay my kids' orphanage bills?" That guy shouldn't have to wonder where he's going to park.

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They're Both Kevin is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Andy Bernard Quotes
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They're Both Kevin

Robert California: Last week an accounting mistake resulted in a client getting their order for free.
Andy: Ooh. That's not good. Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb out there.
Robert California: Who're they?
Andy: They're both Kevin.

 

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Don't Test My Politness is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Andy Bernard Quotes
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Don't Test My Politness

Andy: You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.

 

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