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The Most Hilarious 'National Lampoon's Animal House' Quotes

April 17, 2020 223 votes 46 voters15 items

The greatest National Lampoon's Animal House quotes have finally been put together on one list. The movie may have come out in 1978, but it's brand of humor still strikes a chord to this day. Watching Animal House is practically a rite of passage for anyone wanting to join a fraternity when they head off to college. With a cast that includes John Belushi, Kevin Bacon, and Donald Sutherland, it's easy to see why. 

There are plenty of National Lampoon's Animal House one-liners that will split your sides. Whether you've watched the film once or dozens of times, this is your chance to shine. Vote for the most memorable National Lampoon's Animal House lines. 

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    Fat, Drunk, and Stupid

    Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Hilarious 'National Lampoon's Animal House' Quotes
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    Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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    Start Drinking Heavily

    Start Drinking Heavily is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Hilarious 'National Lampoon's Animal House' Quotes
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    Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

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    Seven Years of College Down the Drain

    Seven Years of College Down th is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Hilarious 'National Lampoon's Animal House' Quotes
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    Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f*cking Peace Corps.

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    Did You Say "Over"?

    Did You Say "Over"? is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Hilarious 'National Lampoon's Animal House' Quotes
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    Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over?" Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”

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