Now is the time to vote for the best Artemis Fowl quotes. The movie, which is available on Disney+, has plenty of funny lines in its fantasy story, but also a few poignant one liners, thanks to a subplot involving the lead character and his father. They're all woven into a story that contains an abundance of action scenes and special effects.
Ferdia Shaw plays Artemis, the precocious child of master thief Artemis Fowl, Sr. (Colin Farrell). When his father is kidnaped by an evil force, the boy sets out to perform a rescue mission. For assistance, he calls on a couple of magical creatures from other worlds. Holly Short (Lara McDonnell) is a fairy who works in a law enforcement agency called LEPrecon, and Mulch Diggums (Josh Gad) is a dwarf, albeit an uncommonly large one. Together, they must locate a powerful relic called the Aculos, so they can defeat the evil Opal Koboi and save Mr. Fowl.
Artemis Fowl was directed by Kenneth Branagh, whose previous films include Murder on the Orient Express, Cinderella, and Thor. The screenplay was written by Conor McPherson and Hamish McColl, based on the popular book by Eoin Colfer. The supporting cast includes Judi Dench as Commander Root and Nonso Anozie and Domovoi Butler.
Vote up the most memorable Artemis Fowl quotes from the list below, regardless of which character speaks them.
Artemis Fowl: I hold several people in the very highest esteem.
Dr. Po: Really? Who, for example?
Artemis Fowl: Albert Einstein. His theories were usually correct.
A great quote?
Mulch Diggums (to Commander Root): Has anyone ever told you you're like David Bowie, if David Bowie was a fairy? So essentially you're David Bowie.A great quote?
Nothing To Do With That Brain
Artemis Fowl: If I let you out, will you promise not to take command of my brain?
Holly Short: I want nothing to do with that brain.A great quote?
Civilization At Risk
Commander Root: Until the Aculos is safely returned, our entire civilization is at risk from humans or from enemies of our own kind.A great quote?