A list of the best athletes to rob a bank with. Athletes are great for a ton of things, including entertaining, competing, and yes, even robbing a bank. The brute force and cunning competitiveness needed to pull off a successful heist. There are a number necessary skills you need to pull off a robbery without getting caught. The athletes on this list have their warts, but are mostly the guys and gals I'd use if I were to pull off a heist. Keyword here is IF. I'm not advocating any type of crime, this is the old rhetorical question: IF I were to commit a crime, who would I want on my side.
I'd want a closer like Kobe Bryant on my side. Why would I want to rob a bank with him? He'd take all the credit and leave me behind, so that would be good. There are reasons listed why some of these people, like Tim Tebow and Dale Earnhardt Jr. would make great accomplices.Take a look chirp in on who you think would be the best athlete to rob a bank with.
Why he'd be helpful: Fearless and will literally stomp and kick his way in order to get the cash.Why we'd get caught: With his laundry list of fines, has no problem leaving a trail behind.
Birthplace: Portland, Oregon, United States of America
Why he would be helpful: Um, getaway driver anyone?Why we'd get caught: Too recognizable due to TV commercials. Reckless driving likely to attract cops.
Birthplace: Kannapolis, North Carolina, United States of America
Why he'd be helpful: Could bark out orders quickly and loudly to get the point across.Why we'd get caught: Not very intimidating, would be subdued quickly unless he has a weapon.
Birthplace: Wiesbaden, Germany
Magnús Ver Magnússon
Why he'd be helpful: World's strongest man. If he could lift nearly 1000 lbs, could easily break a few things and get people in order. Big enough where he could take a bullet and not feel a thing.Why we'd get caught: Isn't fleet of feet, could be too slow.
Birthplace: Egilsstaðir, Iceland