Inspired by a wildly popular /r/AskReddit thread, users have created another subreddit, /r/BadMovieDescriptions, where they describe a movie's plot in the worst possible way. Some of these bad movie descriptions may be obvious to you, but will definitely surprise you when you're stumped. They also do a great job at shouting out the things that don't quite make sense in a movie, like a character trait or a weird plotline.
Most of these bad movie descriptions are so funny because of how true they are to the plot, so browse below and vote up the most creative descriptions for your favorite movies.
Man gets steroids and a frisbee to fight off Nazis.
A group spends nine hours returning some jewelry.
Orphan farm boy kisses sister while dead beat dad tries to get him to join the family business.
By Redditor /u/MonaPizzaSmile
Drug addicted girl takes advantage of mentally challenged boy for three decades.
A man ends world hunger with his rock collection.
Man saves woman from drowning. Woman doesn't return favor.
An office worker does drugs to learn Kung Fu.
Dude invites some kids to a factory, 4 of them possibly die, then he tries to rip off the 5th one before letting him use the elevator.
A nun bangs her boss, renounces her faith, and flees the country.
A couple with an inordinate number of children use their special talents to find their kids after they are kidnapped by a mass murderer who aims to wear their skin.
A guy and his imaginary friend take on the finance sector.
Woman saves cat from an intruder on her spaceship.
A fox, a bear, and a badger have some serious disagreements with the way a wolf and a lion choose to govern the land.
A man traveling on a train doesn't like his seat, so he goes to speak to the driver.
Man’s wife dies. He tries to get high in order to cope. Accidentally gets a minor high along with himself. They go on a major trip and end up good friends when they come down.
A guy abandons his trash collection for his crush, only to be confronted by obese beings unlike him.
Boy gets friend zoned by a tiger, no one believes him.
By Redditor /u/youngrockyraccoon
Man crawls through a sewer to get to Mexico.
Man goes to meet estranged wife and kids for the holidays and ends up crawling in ventilation shafts.
Ex-pilot regains her memory.
Rich white man is barely punished for DUI.
A man and a woman meet each other, complain about their lives, and then leave each other with no change.
A man and a kid watch Shrek whilst fighting a zombie outbreak.
Teens drink, do drugs, and have sex while they're supposed to be conducting a medical procedure.
Boy makes rockets with other boys, goes to mine coal with his dad, then makes more rockets with the boys.