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Bart Simpson Quotes You Can Use to Get Out of Trouble

Updated November 6, 2017 1.7k votes 321 voters 21.3k views19 items

List RulesVote up the quotes from Bart Simpson that are most useful if you're in a jam.

Bart Simpson is the most notorious troublemaker on The Simpsons. He's most prolific mischief maker on one of the greatest cartoon shows of all time, so naturally, he has learned to avoid punishments when gags go too far. Maybe you've gotten into trouble, and need to know how to get out of it. That's why there's a list of the best Bart Simpson quotes to get out of trouble.


Even if you're more of a Lisa Simpson, and aren't looking to get in to or out of trouble, you'll still enjoy these funny Bart Simpson quotes. So go ahead, vote up the best Bart quotes on The Simpsons that come in handy when you're in a dilly of a pickle.

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    "I Didn't Do It. Nobody Saw Me Do It. You Can't Prove Anything."

    "I Didn't Do It. Nobod is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Bart Simpson Quotes You Can Use to Get Out of Trouble
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    Season 1,  Episode 6 - "Moaning Lisa"

    How to use it: When your alibi is rock solid.

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    "No, You Don't Understand. I Tried. I Really Tried."

    "No, You Don't Underst is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Bart Simpson Quotes You Can Use to Get Out of Trouble
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    Season 2, Episode 1 - "Bart Gets an F"

    How to use it: When all other avenues are closed and you can only hope to exploit sympathy.

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    "I’m Halfway Through It, I Swear!"

    "I’m Halfway Through It, I is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Bart Simpson Quotes You Can Use to Get Out of Trouble
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    Season 4, Episode 7 - "Marge Gets a Job"

    How to use it: When you're accused of not being prepared.

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    "Oh! My Ovaries!"

    "Oh! My Ovaries!" is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Bart Simpson Quotes You Can Use to Get Out of Trouble
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    Season 4, Episode 7 - "Marge Gets a Job"

    How to use it: When you want somebody to forget they're mad at you and only a medical emergency will do the job.

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