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The Most Scintillating 'Basic Instinct' Quotes

Updated August 1, 2019 17 votes 13 voters 1.8k views25 items

The best quotes from Basic Instinct make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Basic Instinct, with the help of your votes. Starring Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone, and George Dzundza, Basic Instinct was directed by Paul Verhoeven and released in 1992.

What are your favorite lines from Basic Instinct? One of the memorable one-liners was when Nick said, "I'm in love with you already, but I'll nail you anyway." Another great line from Basic Instinct is, "I have friends, I have attorneys. Money buys a lot of attorneys and friends." spoken by Catherine who is played by Sharon Stone.

Vote up your top quotes from Basic Instinct, regardless of which character they come from.

  • 1

    Outta Here

    Dr. McElwaine: Nick, when you recollect your childhood, are your recollections pleasing to you?

    Nick: Number one, I don't remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number two, I wasn't pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number three, I don't look in the toilet before I flush it. Number four, I haven't wet my bed for a long time. Number five, why don't the two of you go f*ck yourselves; I'm outta here.

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    • 2

      Happily Ever After

      Catherine: What do we do now, Nick?

      Nick: F*ck like minks, raise rugrats and live happily ever after.

      Catherine: Hate rugrats.

      Nick: F*ck like minks, forget the rugrats, and live happily ever after.

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      • 3

        Very Respectable

        Gus: I thought you said he was a rock and roll star.

        Lt. Walker: He was a retired rock and roll star.

        Capt. Talcott: A civic-minded, very respectable rock and roll star.

        Gus: What's that over there?

        Nick: It looks like some civic-minded, very respectable cocaine to me, Gus.

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        • 4

          Very Impressive

          Andrews: There are cum stains all over the sheets.

          Nick: Very impressive.

          Gus: He got off before he got offed.

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