Here are the best Bender quotes from Futurama, celebrating the most adorable, beer-drinking robot that television has ever known. What's not to love about Bender Bending Rodriguez? He's polite, charming, and treats his coworkers with the utmost respect. On second thought, Bender is the exact opposite of all those things, but hey, isn't that why we love him so much? Bender has funny lines in every single episode of Futurama, but we've rounded up Bender's greatest lines so you don't have to search for them.