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The Funniest 'Beverly Hills Cop' Quotes  

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The best quotes from Beverly Hills Cop make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest Beverly Hills Cop quotes, with the help of your votes. Starring Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, and John Ashton, Beverly Hills Cop was directed by Martin Brest and released in 1984.

What are your favorite lines from Beverly Hills Cop? One of the memorable one-liners was when Axel Foley said, "This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in, in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment." Another great line from Beverly Hills Cop is, "I'm driving. I've seen your car." spoken by Jenny Summers who is played by Lisa Eilbacher.

Vote up your top quotes from Beverly Hills Cop, regardless of which character they come from.
 

Check Himself Out is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest 'Beverly Hills Cop' Quotes
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Check Himself Out

Axel Foley: Tell Victor that Ramon - the fella he met about a week ago? - tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.

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Thrown Out A Window is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest 'Beverly Hills Cop' Quotes
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Thrown Out A Window

Axel Foley: Tell me, sir, what's the charge?

Cop: Posession of concealed weapons, and disturbing the peace!

Axel Foley: Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the f*cking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? This is bullsh*t!

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Top Of The World is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest 'Beverly Hills Cop' Quotes
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Top Of The World

Axel Foley: Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Ni***** Allowed in There!"

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Last Time is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest 'Beverly Hills Cop' Quotes
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Last Time

Axel Foley: Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this sh*t happened the last time I parked here.

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