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The Funniest 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' Quotes 

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Updated January 28, 2020 139 votes 28 voters 15 items

With so many science fiction comedy films out there, the best Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure quotes prove why it is one of the greatest. Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter star as two slackers who travel through time to complete their history class project. With hilarious one-liners, memorable lines, and astoundingly good Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie quotes, it's easy to see why this is one movie that has stood the test of time. 

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Circle-K is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' Quotes
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Circle-K

Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

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He Didn't Even Card Us ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' Quotes
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He Didn't Even Card Us

[Bill and Ted get served beers in a saloon.]

Ted: Whoa. He didn't even card us, dude.

Bill: Yeah, we have to remember this place.

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Iron Maiden is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' Quotes
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Iron Maiden

Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.

Ted: Iron Maiden?

Bill, Ted: Excellent!

[They air guitar.]

Evil Duke: Execute them.

Bill, Ted: Bogus!

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A Most Serious Turn is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' Quotes
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A Most Serious Turn

Ted: Bill?

Bill: What?

Ted: I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn.

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