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The greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen).

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For all you Monty Python fans, here are the best quotes from Life of Brian, ranked by fans like you.&nbsp;Life of Brian is a Monty Python production dating back to 1979 of a hapless man mistaken as a Messiah. The movie was a satirical comedy of biblical proportions and, since the topic was religion, was summarily misunderstood by the public. Banned in several countries for blasphemy and such, the film was ironically a huge box office success, perhaps due to the reverse psychology and notoriety. &nbsp;Nevertheless, there are a lot of funny lines from Life of Brian, and the film still holds up to this day.What are your favorite Life of Brian quotes? Upvote the ones you love below and watch the rise to the top of the list.

Napoleon Dynamite quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the American comedy Napoleon Dynamite as determined by you and your votes. Released on August 27, 2004, the low-budget Napoleon Dynamite was the first feature-length film from Jared Hess and became a box-office success. The tagline was &quot;It's Gonna Be a Dynamite Summer.&quot; Portraying high schoolers, lead actors Jon Heder (as Napoleon Dynamite) and Efren Ramirez were 26 and 31 years old when they made the film.What are the best&nbsp;Napoleon Dynamite&nbsp;quotes? Do you like Napoleon's oft-used &quot;Gosh!&quot; line? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top&nbsp;Napoleon Dynamite&nbsp;quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Some of the funniest movie speeches ever, not surprisingly, can be found in some of the most hilarious classic film comedies. Whether it&#39;s Bluto trying to be motivational by rallying his frat brothers in the comedic Animal House,&nbsp;Ferris&#39; many speeches to the camera in Ferris Bueller&#39;s Day Off&nbsp;or Groucho Marx entertaining a room filled with party-goers in Animal Crackers,&nbsp;these funny movie speeches represent the best of the best where hilarity is concerned. Check out <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/inspiring-movie-speeches/william-neckard">inspiring movie speeches</a> and the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/tough-guy-movie-quotes/ranker-film">best tough guy monologues</a>, too!&nbsp;

Limiting a list of funny monologues from movies was a challenge&ndash; while most of these are from comedy movies, others are from funny parts of more serious movies. I&#39;m sure I left off some of your favorites, so if I did, please add them. This is an Open List, meaning anyone can contribute. Please do! And while you&#39;re here, vote on your favorites, too.

What are some famous funny speeches? What are the funniest movie speeches ever? Looking for more movie speeches and monologues? Check out this <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/inspiring-movie-speeches/william-neckard">list of the most inspiring movie speeches</a> and this <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-movie-monologues/william-neckard">list of the best, most famous movie monologues</a> for fun!

The best quotes from Airplane! make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven&#39;t seen it in a while, let&#39;s rank the greatest Airplane! quotes, with the help of your votes. Starring Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, and Leslie Nielsen, Airplane was directed by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, and was released in 1988. Since its release, the movie Airplane! can easily be considered a cult classic and a very quotable film.

What are your favorite lines from Airplane? One of the memorable one-liners was when Rumack said, &quot;I am serious&hellip; and don&rsquo;t call me Shirley&quot; Another great line from Airplane is, &quot;I know. I know. But it&#39;s his ship now, his command; he&#39;s in charge, he&#39;s the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho, number one...&quot; Spoken by Rex Kramer who was played by Robert Stack.

Vote up all the quotes from Airplane! you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.

Comedy

The best Office Space quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven&#39;t seen it in a while. Let&#39;s rank <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-sterling-archer-quotes/nathandavidson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">the greatest quotes</a> from Office Space, with the help of your votes. Starring Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, and David Herman, Office Space was directed by Mike Judge and released in 1999.

What are your favorite lines from Office Space? One of the memorable one-liners was when Peter said, &quot;I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.&quot; Another great line from Office Space is, &quot;I&#39;m going to need those TPS reports... ASAP.&quot; spoken by Bill Lumbergh.

Vote up your top Office Space quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

Caddyshack quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the comedy Caddyshack as determined by you and your votes.&nbsp;Released on July 25, 1980, Caddyshack has over time become one of the best-regarded sports movies of all time. The setting is an exclusive golf course, and the movie's tagline quote was &quot;At last, a comedy that bites!&quot; – a clear reference to the destructive little gopher who made his star-turn in Caddyshack.What are the best&nbsp;Caddyshack quotes? Do you like Ty Webb telling Danny, &quot;Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny. The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy&quot;? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top&nbsp;Caddyshack&nbsp;quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list. &nbsp;

Anchorman: <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/anchorman-the-legend-of-ron-burgundy-cast-and-actors-in-this-movie/reference?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">The Legend of Ron Burgundy</a> quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the American comedy Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy as determined by you and your votes. Set in the 1970s at a <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/san-diego-tv-actors-from-here/reference?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">San Diego TV</a> station, the film offers a humorous portrayal of &quot;action news.&quot;&nbsp;Released in the summer of 2004 on July 9, the tagline for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy was &quot;Ron Burgundy wishes you a happy 9th of July.&quot; The comedy starred Will Farrell and Christina Applegate.What are the best&nbsp;Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy&nbsp;quotes? Do you like Ron's melodramatic &quot;I'm in a glass case of emotion&quot; line? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top&nbsp;Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy&nbsp;quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

1997&#39;s Austin Powers: <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/austin-powers-international-man-of-mystery-cast-and-actors-in-this-movie/reference?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">International Man of Mystery</a>&nbsp;introduced fans to Mike Myers&#39;s wild and wacky character, Austin Powers. The spoof of the James Bond films went on to be a huge cult hit with comedy movie fans. Within a few years, several other Austin Powers&nbsp;films followed: 1999&#39;s Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me&nbsp;and 2002&#39;s Austin Powers in Goldmember.&nbsp;

Just as with the films of his predecessor, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-james-bond-puns/anncasano" target="_blank">James Bond</a>, all of the Austin Powers&nbsp;movies contain a lot of memorable quotes - but the first is by far the most quotable of the bunch. Remember the first time you heard Austin utter &quot;Groovy, baby?&quot; Yeah, we do too. Check out some more of the best quotes from Austin Powers.

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The most quotable movies of all time certainly rank among the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-best-movies-of-all-time">best movies ever</a>, but there&#39;s more than just cinematic excellence to take into account when picking the movies with the best quotes ever. <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/most-quotable-movies-2010s/maggie-clancy" target="_blank">The best quotable movies</a> have one-liners that can be dropped in a variety of situations as well as thoughtful sentiments that relate to life in general. But one-liners, man, they sure do make a movie quote worthy.

&quot;We&#39;re not worthy!&quot; 
&quot;Stupid is as stupid does.&quot; 
&quot;I love lamp.&quot; 
&quot;I&#39;ve got a beverage here!&quot;

Many of these memorable movie quotes can be dropped into casual conversation and be immediately recognizable as coming from a popular film. Others like &quot;they can&#39;t all be winners, kid&quot; (it&#39;s on the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-greatest-movie-quotes-of-all-time">greatest movie quotes list</a> if you&#39;re stuck) are tougher to figure out, but come from movies as quotable as favorites like Forrest Gump and Pulp Fiction.

What movies have the best quotes? What are the top quotable films? Where do the greatest film quotes come from? There are many films with a single movie quote that belongs among the most recognizable among pop culture while others are quotable throughout the movie&#39;s entire running time. This list of the most quotable movies has a mix of both. If your favorite movie with the greatest quotes is missing, make sure to add it to the greatest quotable movies list. To check out myriad other films with great quotes, visit Ranker&#39;s <a href="http://www.ranker.com/tags/movie-quotes">Movie Quotes section</a>.

There&#39;s something so satisfying about watching two characters rip each other apart on film. <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-facebook-insults-burns-disses/nathandavidson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">The best burns</a> in movies&nbsp;are often phrases you&nbsp;wish&nbsp;you could say, but you&#39;d never have the guts to utter in real life. Instead, you can just sit back and watch two characters insult&nbsp;each other while chuckling quietly to yourself and wishing you could be that witty.&nbsp;

Yes, a well-timed cinematic put-down is somehow incredibly satisfying. That&#39;s probably why there are so many amazing insults to be found in movie history. From family films like&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-toy-story-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes" target="_blank">Toy Story</a>&nbsp;to adult comedies like&nbsp;Step Brothers,&nbsp;take a look below at the best movie insults and vote up the vicious burns you&#39;ll never forget.&nbsp;

The best&nbsp;Old School quotes&nbsp;make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven&#39;t seen it in a while. Let&#39;s rank <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-sterling-archer-quotes/nathandavidson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">the greatest quotes</a> from Old School, with the help of your votes. Starring Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell, Old School was directed by Todd Phillips and released in 2003.

What are your favorite lines from Old School? One of the memorable one-liners was when Frank said, &quot;You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD.&quot; Another great line from Old School is, &quot;You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls every day?&quot; spoken by Bernard.

Vote up your top Old School quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

Legally Blonde quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/reese-witherspoon-romantic-comedy-roles/reference?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Reese Witherspoon comedy</a> Legally Blonde as determined by you and your votes. Based on Amanda Brown's novel (also titled Legally Blonde), the film centers on the journey of one Elle Woods, who goes from being a sorority girl who only goes to Harvard in order to chase her ex to summa cum laude with a law degree, a new love, and alliances by her side. Released on July 13, 2001, the tagline for Legally Blonde was &quot;Blondes DO have more fun!&quot;What are the best&nbsp;Legally Blonde&nbsp;quotes? Do you like Elle's line, &quot;Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians&quot;? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top&nbsp;Legally Blonde&nbsp;quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

From the demented mind of Mike Judge comes Idiocracy, a satire that pits man against moron. There are a ton of funny Idiocracy quotes, some of which are all too real given the path the world is currently on. Joe, Luke Wilson's character, uses an experimental hibernation chamber and wakes up hundred of years into the future where idiots reign supreme. Joe, a man to be considered of average intelligence, is touted as the smartest man alive and must save the world from starvation... or else be killed in a demolition derby. We've rounded up the best quotes from Idiocracy below, so vote up your favorites so the funniest quotes will be at the top.Idiocracy hit cult status for its many slams against corporate brands and celebration of mediocrity. When we're all drinking sports drinks instead of water in 30 years, just think of the lines you heard in Idiocracy and think about how you knew this was coming.

The best&nbsp;Tommy Boy&nbsp;quotes show what a dynamic comedic duo Chris Farley and David Spade were in the &#39;90s. The two starred in a handful of classic comedies together like Black Sheep&nbsp;from 1996 and Coneheads in 1993. With that being said, none are quite as beloved as their 1995 movie,&nbsp;Tommy Boy, about the son of an auto parts magnate, Tommy Callahan,&nbsp;who will travel with his friend, Richard Hayden,&nbsp;to try to save the company. They get into various misadventures along the way, and audiences laughed all the way to the bank. With such dialogue as the Tommy Boy&nbsp;butcher quote, and the Tommy Boy&nbsp;guarantee quote. But which of these is the best&nbsp;Tommy Boy&nbsp;quotes? You get to help decide with your votes.

Funny and famous&nbsp;Tommy Boy&nbsp;lines abound on this list. But which ones still keep you in stitches? Vote for your favorite&nbsp;Tommy Boy&nbsp;quotes to prove why it is such a great cult classic comedy.&nbsp;

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is funniest cop show since... ever! Here are the best Brooklyn Nine Nine quotes, featuring Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Gina Linetti as they take care of business at the station. Brooklyn Nine-Nine set a new bar for sitcoms since it premiered on Fox in 2013. The show features Andy Samberg, Chelsea Peretti and Terry Crews among its hilarious cast.

This list features some of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine&#39;s best quotes and one-liners to date, over <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/ranking-the-best-seasons-of-brooklyn-nine-nine/ranker-tv" target="_blank">all</a><a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/ranking-the-best-seasons-of-brooklyn-nine-nine/ranker-tv" target="_blank"> the seasons</a>. Goofy lines from Peralta and sarcastic snark from Gina can be found on this funny collection of Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes.&nbsp;Which character do you think is the funniest? Let us know in the comments and be sure to vote for the best Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes and dialogue!

Hot Fuzz quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the action-comedy&nbsp;Hot Fuzz, as determined by you and your votes. Directed by Edgar Wright, who also wrote the screenplay with&nbsp;Simon Pegg, Hot Fuzz centered&nbsp;on a series of mysterious deaths in the quiet village of Sandford&nbsp;in West Country. Pegg starred as Seargent&nbsp;Nicholas &quot;Nick&quot; Angel and Nick Frost portrayed his partner, Police Constable Daniel &quot;Danny&quot; Butterman. Released on April 20, 2007, Hot Fuzz was the second installment in the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy.What are the best Hot Fuzz quotes? Do you like when Nick pointed out, &quot;With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear.&quot;&nbsp;Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Hot Fuzz quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

Here are the best quotes from Adam McKay&#39;s 2008 comedy film&nbsp;Step Brothers. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly star as two immature adults who are forced to live as brothers when their single parents get together. Intitally, the boys fight and argue about everything, but once they realize&nbsp;they both find John Stamos attractive (among other&nbsp;similarities), the pair becomes best friends. Which is evident when Dale tells Brennan, &quot;You have the voice of an angel.&quot;&nbsp;It is full other&nbsp;famous Step Brothers quotes as well. What are your favorite&nbsp;Step Brothers&nbsp;quotes or lines?

Vote up the most memorable&nbsp;funny&nbsp;Step Brothers&nbsp;quotes, and see why it&#39;s called one of the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/most-quotable-movies-of-all-time" target="_blank">most quotable movies ever</a>.

Revisit the &#39;80s with the funniest quotes from&nbsp;Hot Tub Time Machine. Starring John Cusack, Craig Robinson, and Rob Corddry,&nbsp;the 2010 time travel&nbsp;comedy is packed with funny lines, memorable one-liners, and a couple inspirational quotes. What is your favorite quote from&nbsp;Hot Tub Time Machine?&nbsp;

Vote up the best&nbsp;Hot Tub Time Machine&nbsp;quotes.&nbsp;

Before Mean Girls hit theaters in 2004, October 3&nbsp;was just another date and Wednesday was just another day of the week. But Mean Girls&nbsp;changed all that, and the movie has since become one of the most quoted movies in the history of the English language. After all, if it weren&#39;t for this timeless tale of life, love, and Aaron Samuel&#39;s sexy hair, then we&#39;d never know whether it&#39;s OK to ask people why they&#39;re white.

So if you&#39;re looking for the best Mean Girls&nbsp;quotes and <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/most-vicious-movie-insults/jessica-bedewi" target="_blank">insults</a> to cleverly insert into your daily conversation, or if you just want to revisit some great moments from this fabulous comedy written by Tina Fey, then we think this list of Mean Girls quotes will be perfect for you. Seriously, just try to think of a list of best movie quotes without thinking of at least one quote from this movie. Can you do it? No? Whatever, we&#39;re getting cheese fries. While we snack on these totally non-carbs, check out these <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/tv-shows-other-movies-like-mean-girls/watchworthy" target="_blank">movies and TV shows like&nbsp;</a><a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/tv-shows-other-movies-like-mean-girls/watchworthy" target="_blank">Mean Girls</a>.

Teen Movies

The best&nbsp;American Pie quotes prove why it is one of the quintessential teen comedies of the &#39;90s. The simple premise of a group of high school boys who <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/clara-germana-cele-exorcism-story/jacob-shelton?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">make a pact</a> to lose their virginity by graduation resonated with American audiences, launching a highly successful comedic franchise. Funny one-liners, memorable lines, and laugh-out-loud&nbsp;American Pie&nbsp;movie quotes make this one comedy that stands the test of time and is still enjoyable to re-watch to this day.&nbsp;

It&#39;s up to you to decide what the best&nbsp;American Pie&nbsp;quotes are. Vote for the ones that make you roll on the floor laughing.&nbsp;

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The best Blazing Saddles quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven&#39;t seen it in a while. Let&#39;s rank <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-sterling-archer-quotes/nathandavidson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">the greatest quotes</a> from Blazing Saddles, with the help of your votes. Starring Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, Blazing Saddles was directed by Mel Brooks and released in 1974.

What are your favorite lines from Blazing Saddles? One of the memorable one-liners was when Bart said, &quot;Watch that &lsquo;boy&rsquo; sh*t, redneck! You&#39;re talkin&#39; to the sheriff of Rock Ridge!&quot; Another great line from Blazing Saddles is, &quot;Why don&#39;t you, uh...loosen your bullets?&quot; spoken by Lili von Shtupp.

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