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The Most Memorable Quotes From 'Blow'

April 23, 2020 210 votes 35 voters15 items

The best Blow quotes will help you relive the best moments from the movie. Anyone wanting to watch a movie that's basically a cross between Boogie Nights and Goodfellas should watch 2001's Blow. The film starring Johnny Depp and Penélope Cruz follows the real-life stories of Pablo Escobar, George Jung, Carlos Lehder Rivas, and the Medellín Cartel. It's a sobering tale about a wild piece of history, and the best Blow quotes exemplify that perfectly. 

There are numerous great performance in the film with great lines coming from pretty much every character. What do you think the best Blow movie quotes are? Vote up the ones that have stuck with you. 

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    I Can't Feel My Face

    I Can't Feel My Face
    Photo: New Line Cinema

    Mr. T: I can't feel my face... I mean, I can touch it, but I can't feel it inside...

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      Am I Wearing Lipstick?

      Am I Wearing Lipstick?
      Photo: New Line Cinema

      George: Hey, am I wearing lipstick? I said, am I wearing lipstick? When I'm getting f*cked I want to make sure my face looks pretty.

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        How Do You Plead?

        How Do You Plead?
        Photo: New Line Cinema

        Judge: George Jung, you stand accused of possession of six hundred and sixty pounds of marijuana with intent to distribute. How do you plead?

        George: Your honor, I'd like to say a few words to the court if I may.

        Judge: Well, you're gonna have to stop slouching and stand up to address this court, sir.

        George: Alright. Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow?

        Judge: Yeah... Gosh, you know, your concepts are really interesting, Mister Jung.

        George: Thank you.

        Judge: Unfortunately for you, the line you crossed was real and the plants you brought with you were illegal, so your bail is twenty thousand dollars.

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          An Americano With Balls

          An Americano With Balls
          Photo: New Line Cinema

          Pablo Escobar: Our business here today is cocaine, yes?

          George: Si. Yes it is.

          Pablo Escobar: I need to find an Americano who I can trust. One with honor, intelligence...

          George: You need an Americano with balls, Señor Escobar.

          Pablo Escobar: Yes, and balls, Mr. George.

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