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The Best Quotes From 'Bob's Burgers'

The best quotes from Bob's Burgers are both hilarious and absurd. The most memorable quotes from Bob's Burgers give the show unique bits of dialogue that could only be delivered by the Belcher family. Other one-liners from Bob's Burgers highlight why it’s one of the funniest shows on TV.

Fox's Bob's Burgers is animated sitcom television series with funny quotes that keep us laughing, even when they’re a little too real. The show also has a great cast of characters like the Belcher children – Tina, Gene, and Louise – and of course, they are going to have some great quotes along the way. With that said, which Bob's Burgers quotes are your favorites?

Vote up your favorite quotes from Bob's Burgers and vote down any quotes you didn't like, regardless of which character says it.

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    A Great Childhood

    Gene: I feel like you're doing a really good job as a dad.

    Bob: Thank you, Gene.

    Gene: I'm having a good childhood.

    Bob: Okay, great.

    Gene: Not right now, but overall.

    Is this a great quote?
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    Sisters and Self-Esteem

    Tina: You don't want to mess with my sister. She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

    Is this a great quote?
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    Tina's Babysitting Tips

    Tina: Babysitting is a lot of responsibility, but at the ripe old age of 13, I think I've learned a few tricks. Watch this. (Yawns) Who's getting sleepy?

    Gene: (yawns) Me. Oh, she's good.

    Is this a great quote?
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    Leaving The Nest

    Linda: You were right, Bob. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes you gotta push 'em out the window.

    Bob: Yeah.

    Linda: You gotta just push 'em right out there and if they fall flat [slaps hands together] then that's them.

    Is this a great quote?