The Best "BoJack Horseman" Quotes  

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Here are the best quotes from the Netflix original series BoJack Horseman. Since its 2014 premiere, the animated comedy centered around a has-been Hollywood star (who also happens to be a talking horse) brought audiences many quotable and funny lines from characters, like BoJack (Will Arnett), Mr. Peanutbutter (Paul F. Tompkins), Princess Carolyn (Amy Sedaris), and more. What are your favorite BoJack Horseman quotes?

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The Universe Is Cruel is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best
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The Universe Is Cruel

Mr. Peanutbutter: The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't the search for meaning; it's just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, yo'’ll be dead.


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Loneliest Feeling is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best
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Loneliest Feeling

BoJack: Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled. One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.


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Horrible Person

BoJack: You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.


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I Hate Myself

BoJack: Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.


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