Do you have a favorite quote from Brian Griffin? You wouldn't think that a talking dog like Brian would have much to actually say, but throw Seth McFarlane's voice behind the character, and you're left with someone on Family Guy who has spoken some of the best lines in the series.
Whether it was a thought on his trouble with something we all struggle with like "Come on math, you d*ck" to more thoughtful comments about god and religion like the time he was trying to cheer up Meg by saying, "If there was a God, would he give you a smokin' hot mom like Lois and then have you grow up looking like Peter?" let's take a look at the greatest Brian Griffin quotes in Family Guy history, ranked by your votes.
Whatever your favorite Brian Griffin quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.
Brian: You know, it's times like this where I think if I didn't talk and you were a normal baby, we wouldn't have any of these problems.
Lois: Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?
Brian: Same thing that always happens: she was an idiot.