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Brooklyn Nine-Nine is funniest cop show since... ever! Here are the best Brooklyn Nine Nine quotes, featuring Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Gina Linetti as they take care of business at the station. Brooklyn Nine-Nine set a new bar for sitcoms since it premiered on Fox in 2013. The show features Andy Samberg, Chelsea Peretti and Terry Crews among its hilarious cast.

This list features some of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine's best quotes and one-liners, to date. Goofy lines from Peralta and sarcastic snark from Gina can be found on this funny collection of Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes. Which character do you think is the funniest? Let us know in the comments and be sure to vote for the best Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes and dialogue!
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With All Due Respect

With All Due Respect is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Brooklyn Nine Nine Quotes
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Detective Jake Peralta: "Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said."
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An Emoji Is Worth 1,000 Words

An Emoji Is Worth 1,000 Words is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Brooklyn Nine Nine Quotes
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Gina Linetti: "The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face."
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What Do You Look For in a Guy?

What Do You Look For in a Guy? is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Brooklyn Nine Nine Quotes
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Detective Rosa Diaz: "Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener."

Detective Amy Santiago: "Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?"

Detective Rosa Diaz: "Real stuff, like the shape of his ass."
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Burn

Burn is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Brooklyn Nine Nine Quotes
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Detective Jake Peralta: "Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You’re a fireman, you should know how to treat that burn."
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