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The Best 'Brooklyn Nine Nine' Quotes  

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine is funniest cop show since... ever! Here are the best Brooklyn Nine Nine quotes, featuring Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Gina Linetti as they take care of business at the station. Brooklyn Nine-Nine set a new bar for sitcoms since it premiered on Fox in 2013. The show features Andy Samberg, Chelsea Peretti and Terry Crews among its hilarious cast.

This list features some of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine's best quotes and one-liners to date, over all the seasons. Goofy lines from Peralta and sarcastic snark from Gina can be found on this funny collection of Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes. Which character do you think is the funniest? Let us know in the comments and be sure to vote for the best Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes and dialogue!

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With All Due Respect
With All Due Respect is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best 'Brooklyn Nine Nine' Quotes
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Detective Jake Peralta: "Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said."
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What Do You Look For in a Guy?
What Do You Look For in a Guy? is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best 'Brooklyn Nine Nine' Quotes
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Detective Rosa Diaz: "Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener."

Detective Amy Santiago: "Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?"

Detective Rosa Diaz: "Real stuff, like the shape of his ass."
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Be Like Paris
Be Like Paris is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best 'Brooklyn Nine Nine' Quotes
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Gina Linetti: "Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape."
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High Horse
High Horse is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best 'Brooklyn Nine Nine' Quotes
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Gina Linetti: "Wait. Are you only hosting dinner cuz you wanna suck up to Holt? Not cool! This was supposed to be about friendship."

Santiago: "You said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason I was single or if it was my personality, like you suspected."

Gina Linetti: "Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop. Clip clop. Clip clop."
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