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The Best 'Brooklyn Nine Nine' Quotes

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is funniest cop show since... ever! Here are the best Brooklyn Nine Nine quotes, featuring Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Gina Linetti as they take care of business at the station. Brooklyn Nine-Nine set a new bar for sitcoms since it premiered on Fox in 2013. The show features Andy Samberg, Chelsea Peretti and Terry Crews among its hilarious cast.

This list features some of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine's best quotes and one-liners to date, over all the seasons. Goofy lines from Peralta and sarcastic snark from Gina can be found on this funny collection of Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes. Which character do you think is the funniest? Let us know in the comments and be sure to vote for the best Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes and dialogue!

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    Stop Threatening

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    Detective Rosa Diaz:  And when this is over, I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna break those little fingers.

    Judge: Ms. Diaz! Please stop threatening the stenographer!


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    Check Me

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    Detective Jake Peralta: 20 seconds to spare. Game over, Captain. Check me.

    Captain Ray Holt: I think you mean 'Checkmate.' You really need to learn how to play chess.


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    Captain Ray Holt: Don't say son.


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    Detective Jake Peralta: Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt. You’re a fireman, you should know how to treat that burn.

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