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The Best 'Brooklyn Nine Nine' Quotes

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is funniest cop show since... ever! Here are the best Brooklyn Nine Nine quotes, featuring Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Gina Linetti as they take care of business at the station. Brooklyn Nine-Nine set a new bar for sitcoms since it premiered on Fox in 2013. The show features Andy Samberg, Chelsea Peretti and Terry Crews among its hilarious cast.

This list features some of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine's best quotes and one-liners to date, over all the seasons. Goofy lines from Peralta and sarcastic snark from Gina can be found on this funny collection of Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes. Which character do you think is the funniest? Let us know in the comments and be sure to vote for the best Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes and dialogue!

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    The Dump

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    Captain Ray Holt: Here are two pictures. One is your locker; the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which is which?

    Detective Jake Peralta: That one's the dump?

    Captain Ray Holt: They're both your locker.


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    Title Of Your

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    Detective Jake Peralta: I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now': title of your sex tape.


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    36 VOTES

    Bomb-Sniffing Dog

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    Charles Boyle: Oh, you're useless! You're completely useless! You are without a doubt the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen! And I'm including that bomb-sniffing dog, who humps all the bombs!


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    Body Water

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    Sharon: Guys? My water just broke.

    Detective Jake Peralta: Don't worry about that, we'll just get you another one- oh, you mean your body water! That's much worse!


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