Brooklyn Nine-Nine is funniest cop show since... ever! Here are the best Brooklyn Nine Nine quotes, featuring Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Gina Linetti as they take care of business at the station. Brooklyn Nine-Nine set a new bar for sitcoms since it premiered on Fox in 2013. The show features Andy Samberg, Chelsea Peretti and Terry Crews among its hilarious cast.
This list features some of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine's best quotes and one-liners to date, over all the seasons. Goofy lines from Peralta and sarcastic snark from Gina can be found on this funny collection of Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes. Which character do you think is the funniest? Let us know in the comments and be sure to vote for the best Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes and dialogue!
Detective Charles Boyle: "Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first."
Detective Jake Peralta: "Your first what?"
Detective Charles Boyle: "Dog."Detective Jake Peralta: "That is never what people mean by that."
Detective Rosa Diaz: "Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener."
Detective Amy Santiago: "Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?"Detective Rosa Diaz: "Real stuff, like the shape of his ass."