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The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History

Updated May 3, 2019 553 votes 71 voters 2.5k views23 items

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Let's take a look at the best Butters Stotch quotes of all time. Butters is different from the other kids of South Park. Not only is he preciously innocent, he believes anything you tell him. Butters seems to be afraid to try anything the other kids suggest because it may result in his biggest fear: being grounded by his parents. 

The first line almost everyone can remember is Butters' classic catchphrase, "Oh Hamburgers!" Butters gets his hands on Wendys new breasts and doesn't seem to be a big fan, "Eew! They're all hard and oogy!" Sometimes Butters can show a different side of himself, like when he becomes the pimp of the school playground,  "You were made for the playground, b*tch".

Help us rank the funniest Butters quotes from South Park by voting up your favorites on the list!

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    Nice New Coat?

    Nice New Coat?
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    Butters: You were made for the playground, b*tch. You should be out there working. Don't you wanna new lunchbox? Nice new coat? I can get all that for you b*tch.

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    Friday Nights

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    Butters: Wul, I'm just a typical little girl... I like... Dancin' and... and ponies and... Gettin' my snootch pounded on Friday nights.

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    I Could Use Some

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    Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some god d*mn poontang.

    Butters: Yeah. I could use some god d*mn poontang myself right now.

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    Please Don't

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    Butters: Mom, Dad, I love you. Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton!

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