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The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History  

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Let's take a look at the best Butters Stotch quotes of all time. Butters is different from the other kids of South Park. Not only is he preciously innocent, he believes anything you tell him. Butters seems to be afraid to try anything the other kids suggest because it may result in his biggest fear: being grounded by his parents. 

The first line almost everyone can remember is Butters' classic catchphrase, "Oh Hamburgers!" Butters gets his hands on Wendys new breasts and doesn't seem to be a big fan, "Eew! They're all hard and oogy!" Sometimes Butters can show a different side of himself, like when he becomes the pimp of the school playground,  "You were made for the playground, b*tch".

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Nice New Coat? is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History
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Nice New Coat?

Butters: You were made for the playground, b*tch. You should be out there working. Don't you wanna new lunchbox? Nice new coat? I can get all that for you b*tch.

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Friday Nights is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History
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Friday Nights

Butters: Wul, I'm just a typical little girl... I like... Dancin' and... and ponies and... Gettin' my snootch pounded on Friday nights.

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Unhappy is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History
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Unhappy

Butters: I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.

Magic Workshop Leader: ...Right, yeah. Eh, see, the reason that you are unhandy.

Butters: [coldly] And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sounds of my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?

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Oh Sweet Jesus is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History
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Oh Sweet Jesus

Butters: Oh dear God, they're going to set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we going to do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.

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