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The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History 

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Updated May 3, 2019 249 votes 37 voters 1k views 23 items

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Let's take a look at the best Butters Stotch quotes of all time. Butters is different from the other kids of South Park. Not only is he preciously innocent, he believes anything you tell him. Butters seems to be afraid to try anything the other kids suggest because it may result in his biggest fear: being grounded by his parents. 

The first line almost everyone can remember is Butters' classic catchphrase, "Oh Hamburgers!" Butters gets his hands on Wendys new breasts and doesn't seem to be a big fan, "Eew! They're all hard and oogy!" Sometimes Butters can show a different side of himself, like when he becomes the pimp of the school playground,  "You were made for the playground, b*tch".

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Please Don't is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History
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Please Don't

Butters: Mom, Dad, I love you. Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton!

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A Nice Fruit Bowl is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History
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A Nice Fruit Bowl

Butters: Or maybe we should stand like this with our w*****s poking through the back of our legs, you know, give her a nice fruit bowl!

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I Could Use Some is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History
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I Could Use Some

Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some god d*mn poontang.

Butters: Yeah. I could use some god d*mn poontang myself right now.

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Nice New Coat? is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History
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Nice New Coat?

Butters: You were made for the playground, b*tch. You should be out there working. Don't you wanna new lunchbox? Nice new coat? I can get all that for you b*tch.

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