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The Best Butters Quotes In 'South Park' History

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Let's take a look at the best Butters Stotch quotes of all time. Butters is different from the other kids of South Park. Not only is he preciously innocent, he believes anything you tell him. Butters seems to be afraid to try anything the other kids suggest because it may result in his biggest fear: being grounded by his parents. 

The first line almost everyone can remember is Butters' classic catchphrase, "Oh Hamburgers!" Butters gets his hands on Wendys new breasts and doesn't seem to be a big fan, "Eew! They're all hard and oogy!" Sometimes Butters can show a different side of himself, like when he becomes the pimp of the school playground,  "You were made for the playground, b*tch".

Help us rank the funniest Butters quotes from South Park by voting up your favorites on the list!

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    Friday Nights

    Butters: Wul, I'm just a typical little girl... I like... Dancin' and... and ponies and... Gettin' my snootch pounded on Friday nights.

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    Nice New Coat?

    Butters: You were made for the playground, b*tch. You should be out there working. Don't you wanna new lunchbox? Nice new coat? I can get all that for you b*tch.

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    Please Don't

    Butters: Mom, Dad, I love you. Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton!

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    I Could Use Some

    Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some god d*mn poontang.

    Butters: Yeah. I could use some god d*mn poontang myself right now.

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